Silver Tongue

polyglotplatypus:

ive been thinking of this comic for a while and someone in the livestream chat gave me an excuse to draw it \o/

taylor-ruth:

thisishangingrockcomics:

u have to sit on some soft grass or, a mattress in the sun sometimes to give your shadow a soft place to rest. she’s always on that pavement.. cement.. floorboards.. it’s not good for her

I want everyone 2 know I was on lethal amounts of Benadryl when I made this post.

clientsfromhell:

My first client was an $850 website/logo design/business card contract.  The ad said “I know what I want and I will be picky.”

I know you need to quote how many free revisions you will make on a design - now. This is how I learned. I spent four depressing months making tiny changes for this client. Four months of “can we try a rounder angle/ let’s change the colors (again)/ can I see the original design again?”

Eventually I cracked.

Me: Look, if you want any more revisions, I’m going to have to start charging you for them.

Client: You’re fired.

He had the gall to tell me that I should try to work for a firm to “get experience” – when no firm would let him have as many revisions as he demanded or charge as little as I did.

I was devastated, but two years later I have a thriving design career – and he went out of business.

I’d like to believe that as he went out of business, he was still tweaking that logo.


> Want to know if freelancing is for you? 

babygoatsandfriends:
“ soapy baby goat alert
”

babygoatsandfriends:

soapy baby goat alert

additionalart:
“ Ah?
”

seriousjones:

plannedparenthood:

seriousjones:

why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole

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Nope nope nope. Things CAN get lost or stuck up your butt. So if you’re using a sex toy in your anus, make sure that it has a flared base so you can safely take it back out.

fuck. thanks, planned parenthood

maskedkitsune:

Game Freak: Put everyone’s favorite blue frog in Pokken

Bamco: Say no more

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