Silver Tongue

anti sjw mobster

alittlemothboy:
nerdlordneato:
gotitforcheap:
they call him Johnnie Two Genders because he says there’s only 2 genders
“Listen here wiseguy, we all know there’s only two gendahs: Fellas and Dames”
“Nah, nah. They’re Bada Bing and Bada Boom”
“No pal, everyone knows it’s Tommy and Gun”

nah, yah see? It’s rats and squealers

timeisoatmeal:

Speedpaint 43 - Photo Finish
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sakicchi:

i was tagging bill but i accidentally just
do it dip dunk him

trap-lord-cleo:

talkdowntowhitepeople:
apathes:
dusted
I love when real life pulls a hollywood action scene
The song 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

But the way he just straightens his jacket and uses his umbrella as a cane in a dapper manner makes it so much better. Like, he knows how badass he is.

australian-government:

gurofrde:
australian-government:
i hate the word nut, cum is a nicer word
“Oh, look at the squirrels storing cum for the winter”
i regret this