Silver Tongue
anti sjw mobster

elliot-slomka:

alittlemothboy:

nerdlordneato:

gotitforcheap:

they call him Johnnie Two Genders because he says there’s only 2 genders 

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“Listen here wiseguy, we all know there’s only two gendahs: Fellas and Dames”

“Nah, nah. They’re Bada Bing and Bada Boom”

“No pal, everyone knows it’s Tommy and Gun”

nah, yah see? It’s rats and squealers

timeisoatmeal:
“ Speedpaint 43 - Photo Finish
Watch the Let’s Paint video on YouTube
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timeisoatmeal:

Speedpaint 43 - Photo Finish

Watch the Let’s Paint video on YouTube


If you like my artwork and would like to support me, you can do that on  Patreon. Every bit is much appreciated :3

sakicchi:

i was tagging bill but i accidentally just

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do it dip dunk him

trap-lord-cleo:

talkdowntowhitepeople:

apathes:

dusted

I love when real life pulls a hollywood action scene

The song 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

But the way he just straightens his jacket and uses his umbrella as a cane in a dapper manner makes it so much better. Like, he knows how badass he is.

australian-government:

gurofrde:

australian-government:

i hate the word nut, cum is a nicer word

“Oh, look at the squirrels storing cum for the winter”

i regret this