laser-free diet.
y'all need to hear about gerb.
gerb was my high school physics teacher. (gerb is short for mr. gerber.) when we were learning about radiation and whatnot, and we touched on radiation poisoning, gerb decided to tell us a story.
when gerb was in high school, he worked in a supermarket. a cashier. there was this one little old lady, mrs. cassopolis, who was a regular. mrs. cassopolis firmly believed that the lasers used to scan her food items would give her radiation poisoning. they tried to explain that’s not a thing. but old cass wouldn’t hear a word of it.
the employees had to punch in every. last. grocery. item. MANUALLY.
and this woman would buy cartfulls of food every week, like any good grandma trying to feed her five children and eighteen grandchildren every time they come for a Sunday visit. so pretty soon, the employees figured out a strategy to get her on her way and get on with their lives.
one or more employees would distract old cass while the cashier would scan all the items he could as fast as humanly possible while she wasn’t paying attention.
now this supermarket had a rewards program for its most efficient workers. the computer would track how quickly the cashiers scanned items, and how many total they scanned in one day, that kind of thing. so one day, gerb’s boss came to him and said “uh,”
“you scanned three hundred items in six minutes last Tuesday during your shift”
and gerb says “i recall”
“that’s about four times faster than anything i’ve ever seen”
and gerb says “yea ok”
“jeremy what happened?”and gerb says
“i had to save a little old woman from placebo radiation”
Happy Halloween!
From left to right.
Brute - Black Cat - KB/BSB
Butterfly - Fairy Godmother - KB/BSB
Long Green - Zombie - Guilt/Smooth
Paper Shaker - Zombie - Guilt/Smooth
Casey Lakes - Vampire - KB/BSB
Maya Mystic - Witch - KB/BSB
Apple Butter - Two eyed Two horned Flying purple pony eater - Guilt/Candy
Blair Kickup - Wearwolf - KB/BSB
Rollick Rain - Dinosaur - KB/BSB
Cavity Crack - “Angel” - Guilt/Candy
Sleepy Leaves - “Angel” - Jiggy/Lucid
tired of seein all these fake ass “-official” accounts. smh. yall aint a CEO of fuckin dick sniffin dont call urself dicksniffofficial.
its that simple.
I had a dream about a very strong grandpa. I think. Or maybe I was a very strong grandpa? Something like that.
The design is a bit bland for the incentives to go all the way up to $100...
AnonymousFirst, incentives and AB’s are high to encourage bidding. That’s how auctions work. The thing starts at $10 and that’s my usual price so…yeah.
Second, do you not see ALL THAT ART you get if it goes up that high? Yeah. That’s a lot of art that’s easily worth double the amount.
Third, I don’t see you bidding on it. So shut up. Don’t complain or be passive aggressive just because you can’t afford it. Move on.
If someone auto buys I will give a full shaded and background picture of the adopt
i like the theory that the black hole that we saw in tz’s snapchat us actually spitting the ghosts out bc now i’m imagining Terezi getting hit in the face by a nepeta at 100mph
