officialspec:

tbh thats jus how i hc most trolls ? they have bug hairs and most are at least a lil bit Stronk

It’s still cute.

mr-zuipperpips:

wilbr:

If you don’t remember Charmander’s back spike you’re from Universe B

This never existed and I’m calling bullshit.

nutritious-fuzzy-boots:

RIP my favourite.

oraclesofnorway:

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

Happiness walks with a spring in its step

interviewed:

toecruise:

interviewed:

what do you call a person who has poor hearing?

what???

I SAID WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO HAS POOR HEARING

mbulteau:

boushi–adams:

des-zimbits:

batlardo:

sacredcreatures:

batlardo:

why is it humans not humen

bc “human” comes from a latin root (homo > humanus > humaine > human) and “man” (and thus “men”) comes from a germanic root (mann > man) 

so you get humans, not humen, since “humans” doesn’t play by germanic rules

look at that i asked a question and i got an answer THANKS

English isn’t a language, it’s three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.

That is the best description of the English Language I’ve ever seen. Thank you for that

“The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.”
– James D. Nicoll

dumbledorathexplora:

I think its horrible how people just celebrate Halloween without knowing why! We wouldn’t even be here if Jesus hadn’t slain that colossal pumpkin

outofcontextdnd:

“WE’RE the heroes here, WE have the severed head”