A furry philosopher: OwO why’s this?
none of u better make those “2017 is gonna be the best year ever” posts…yall already know how 2017 is gonna turn out…let it be
HEY remember that vampire/werewolf girl i doodled like a long ass time ago? no? that’s okay
her name’s MOIRA she was bitten by a vampire and a werewolf at the same time and miraculously, instead of dying, she became a weird hybrid of some sort. how? why? shut up ur mouth don’t worry about it
being turned into a big hairy monster wasn’t exactly on Moira’s bucket list but she’s adapted to her new life surprisingly well. the whole ‘wanting to devour the blood and flesh of all humans’ thing isn’t really the best quirk to have, truth be told, but a fresh cow (or stray jackass alone in an alley) every now and then definitely helps curb some of those urges!
Moira doesn’t have much of a plan for herself in life, having given up on attempting any sort of ‘normal’ life once she realized she probably wasn’t going to die that fateful night - or anytime soon, period. Now she spends most of her time traveling and hunting down other monsters for fun and company.
i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life.
i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest
