Silver Tongue
jncos:
“ I spent five minutes searching for this image and I’ve gotta say it still delivers after all these years
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jncos:

I spent five minutes searching for this image and I’ve gotta say it still delivers after all these years

90sgrl:

i hate when people misunderstand my shyness for unfriendliness like no!!! i actually like you! i’m just a piece of shit that can’t communicate

goodpokemonedits:
“ computersandknives:
“ goodpokemonedits:
“ Alolan Rattata was officially revealed today on the Japanese website. It appears to be a fish now, but I can’t be sure since I don’t speak Japanese. If any of you can understand what it...

goodpokemonedits:

computersandknives:

goodpokemonedits:

Alolan Rattata was officially revealed today on the Japanese website. It appears to be a fish now, but I can’t be sure since I don’t speak Japanese. If any of you can understand what it says, please let me know.

1 inch tall and 200 pounds? Is it made of fucking condensed dark matter?

I mean, it’s a rat, so obviously it’s made of cheese.

rorby:

Captain Mako Rutledge of the “Big Shark” and his first mate Junkrat or captain Jamison Fawkes of the “Mad Bomber” and his first mate Roadhog?

petite-pumpkin:
“ Spider bakery sale 🍩 .
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petite-pumpkin:

Spider bakery sale 🍩 .

We did really well this match. My riptire won us that round and in the both rounds we got the point without the other team even gaining it.

annalisekeatting:

procrastimonium:

gracielovesjesus:

misterelguapo:

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

This is disgusting bigotry against Christians at its finest.

I love the part where this post never mentioned Christians but you saw the word homophobe and jumped to your own defense anyways.

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finalsmashcomic:

Mimikyu’s Halloween Story

I like to imagine Mimikyu makes their Halloween costumes every year now. :) Happy Halloween, everybody!

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