Silver Tongue
If you're gay does that mean you're also a unicorn?
Anonymous

wuffleton:

No, no nonono. Horses and their mythical relatives are bad bad bad, I’m def not a fan.

More like a rainbow colored puppy dog or something idk.

Unicorns weren’t bad, they were just assholes.
And pegasi were pretty okay if you were kind to them.
And hippocampi were cool with anyone unless that person threatened them.

Sollux didn't want to go buy a costume, but Mituna insisted that they go out dressed up for Halloween. Mituna ended up getting Sollux a "slutty bee costume" and forces him into it anyway.
Anonymous
paperseverywhere:
“ I’ve always liked the idea of trolls having rough and wiry hair.
”

paperseverywhere:

I’ve always liked the idea of trolls having rough and wiry hair.

notmusa:
“ last night i dreamed i went to a farm and this was the only animal there
”

notmusa:

last night i dreamed i went to a farm and this was the only animal there

Okay, so

mrkenyon:

space-mist:

If an unknown user submits a YouTube video to you (so far it looks like it’s called “Like a Lady” by Crosa Rosa) you proooooobably shouldn’t click on it
I guess it’s a new virus going around, I’m starting to see stuff about it from friends and followers

Haven’t had this myself, but others on my stream were mentioning it.  Good idea to kill your submissions for a short while, at least.

I got it and when I googled it (because it was sus as fuck) nothing came up so I deleted it.

scraps-is-busy:
“ spirit-spark:
“ scraps-is-busy:
“ My first drawing of Salem, and I figured I’d draw her as a younger monster.
This is complete with colors now. (Yes, I did change the mane a little. Felt a bit more Witch-y this way.)
”
({ i feel...

scraps-is-busy:

spirit-spark:

scraps-is-busy:

My first drawing of Salem, and I figured I’d draw her as a younger monster. 

This is complete with colors now. (Yes, I did change the mane a little. Felt a bit more Witch-y this way.)

({ i feel like she could be scraps and twilight’s daughter, is that strange?})

Not really. Since she’s lots of purples, and has a bit of a spooky magic theme going on. I actually plan to make her rule her own kind of Halloween Town.

Maybe she used her magics to turn a regular town all spoopy and the residents into monsters?

brootlemoose:

heyy,,  i havent seen a rebloggable text post about it but!! ppl are randomly getting submitted videos, dont watch them!! theyre screamers

ursadoodles:
“ Patreon Reward for @pembrokewkorgi
Go Go Eevee Rangers! Which Pokemon would be Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd?
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”

ursadoodles:

Patreon Reward for @pembrokewkorgi

Go Go Eevee Rangers! Which Pokemon would be Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd?

Patreon | Twitter | FA | Commission Post

demonshauntingcomputers:
“ therealsongbirddiamondback:
“ HOW IN HOLY HELL DID THE FLINTSTONES COMIC END UP ONE OF THE MOST REAL WORKS OF FICTION?!
”
Me when my wife eats the last of the Hungry Man frozen dinners
”

demonshauntingcomputers:

therealsongbirddiamondback:

HOW IN HOLY HELL DID THE FLINTSTONES COMIC END UP ONE OF THE MOST REAL WORKS OF FICTION?!

Me when my wife eats the last of the Hungry Man frozen dinners