squarecutorpearshape:

squarecutorpearshape:

This was my all time favorite vine

It is very important to me that everyone has seen this vine

mmairo:

mmairo:

how did red get so fit!!! I can only imagine this being the answer tbh

there were a few people that said ‘isnt pikachu light?’ but lets be real red probably carries around literally all of his pokemon

nsfwcobaltsnow:

schneezusweiss:

vault11overseer:

schneezusweiss:

“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone

but is it really better than man door hand hook car door

he hand hook too big for he gotdamn car door

realfootage:

someone: hey what do you think of (paranormal topic)

me, wise in the ways of the unexplained: well its either real or its fake

weavemama:

HE IS SO SAVAGE

shittyidea:

Eat a live chicken

teroknortailor:

the saddest thing to read in an article about parents of trans kids is “i didn’t sign up for this” like yes you did. yes you fucking did. you signed up the minute you decided to have a child and i’m fucking appalled that you even thought to say that, because having a child means loving and celebrating them unconditionally. when you decided to have a child you signed up for a trans kid, a not straight kid, a mentally ill kid, a mentally disabled kid, a physically disabled kid, and a chronically ill kid all at once and you don’t get to idealize any of that away goodbye