listen up: “hark the herald angel sing/ glory to the newborn king” and “i know when that hotling bling/ that can only mean one thing” have the same number of syllables
merry christmas
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Halloween Asks
Bat: If you could transform into any kind of animal, what animal would you be?
Black Cat: Are you superstitious? If so, what are you superstitious about?
Broomstick: If you could travel anywhere in the world where would it be?
Candy Corn: What food disgusts you the most?
Cauldron: What is your favorite thing to cook?
Cobwebs: One place you would never want to get lost in in the dark?
Coffin: Are you claustrophobic?
Demon: What is your worst flaw?
Eerie: One thing that always creeps you out?
Fright: What is your biggest fear?
Ghost: If you could be reincarnated, would you come back as another human or an animal? If an animal, what kind?
Gravestone: Ideal way you'd like to die?
Haunted House: If you could be roommates with anyone of your choice, who would you pick?
Hocus Pocus: What is the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard?
Howel: Your favorite kind of dog?
Jack-o'-lantern: Do you have any scars? If so, how many?
Monster: What is your favorite scary movie to watch in the dark?
Mummy: Would you rather be buried or cremated when you die?
Potion: What is your favorite thing to drink? Alcoholic and non alcoholic?
Pumpkin: What is your favorite food around the holidays?
Scream: Easiest way to scare you?
Skeleton: Tell me one of your biggest secrets?
Spooky: What was your last nightmare about?
Trick or Treat: Tell me about the greatest prank you've ever pulled?
Vampire: Which one are you? Early bird or night owl?
Witch: If could have the power to cast any kind of spell, what kind of spell would you cast?
As many are aware, in a couple months there will be no new Vines. Here are a few notes on what to expect after the shutdown:
Kudzu will die off first as it is the fastest growing vine.
Vines like Ivy covering the sides of buildings will begin to deteriorate.
Grapes will no longer grow. This means no more grape juice or wine.
Pepper will go extinct, it too grows on vines.
Animals that feed on vines directly will go extinct.
Soon after, animals that rely on vines for cover from predators will begin to die off, including most arboreal mammals, many birds and also insects.
Most larger predators will be unaffected at first, but those in regions that rely exclusively on vine-eating animals will also go extinct.
This will result in the alteration and demise of several unique ecosystems, bringing down further foods such as peaches, citrus fruits, and even most grasses, meaning livestock will suffer.
The echoes throughout the human diet will be devastating. In regions where livestock are the only viable food source, millions will die of starvation. The rotting of the animals will also cause severe air toxicity.
Resulting mass migration will cause an extreme form of cultural shock and rapid shifting of local moral and ethical values, even beyond those attributable to religion. War is inevitable.
About 80% of the human population of the globe will die within 40 years of the Vine shutdown.
With a new, lower population, many problems such as pollution and overcrowding will be resolved. The environment will repair itself.
In about 100 years, Earth will be a paradise again, perhaps in ways we can’t even yet imagine. Though the transition will be a painful time, the resulting multicultural realm will be a land of tolerance and understanding, existing in harmony with nature. Advances in science will replace the foods lost, and in time many of the animals themselves.
So though we may not like it within our lifetimes, the Vine shutdown is in fact the proper thing to do. In the coming days we may be afraid but in the coming centuries, Twitter will be remembered as the salvation of a dying world.
Fear not. Vines may die, but they shall die so that we as a species may finally truly live.
my friend just reconnected with her half brother for the first time in 18 years and it turns out he’s a flat earther who thinks Antarctica isn’t real and that there’s just a 20 foot wall at the end of Flat Earth that’s guarded by the American, Russian and Chinese navy on a joint secret mission
she asked him if penguins are real or not and he said they’re real and they live on the wall and sometimes swim around in the water below it
he says that the proof for this is that Antarctica isn’t on the UN flag
she also asked him why the Russians won’t tell us about the wall (since he’s a huge russophile) and he says Putin wants to tell us about Flat Earth but Obama won’t let him
she asked him if he perchance also thought some people were secretly lizards and he said “i don’t want to talk about it’
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
