Silver Tongue

i love how if ya just throw a faded black and white filter over any still of John Mulaney in “The Comeback Kid” he looks like some peppy all-American 50s tv show presenter

ninja-hummel:

When is your birthday?

silver-tongues-blog

bloodsbane:

it just passed! march 20th

that means I’m older >:D

squashs:

corporateaccount:
squashs:
a company that sells broken safes that don’t work anymore, called NSFW
this is like 85% of the way to being an actual post
my high score

just-shower-thoughts:

There are farmers who make use of selective breeding yet deny evolution.

d0nn0:

Baby: f-f-f
Dad: honey he is about to say his first word
Baby: f…f..F…FR E SH A VOCA DO

frenchifries:

zoobetopia

lucifers-ass-cheek:

posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 1 (part 2)

miss-sakamoto:

I don’t give a shit what this article say, I will never stop seducing men by bellowing at them with my megaphone

junkoandthediamonds:

Who needs Batman vs Superman when you have