laughingstation:
“ “ Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters.
” ”

laughingstation:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. 

beansterpie:
“ this is my contribution to this fandom
”

beansterpie:

this is my contribution to this fandom

fearthewalkinglesbian:

“straight people die all the time on shows, you were just being treated equally”

analogies work best with dumbasses so let me use yet another one

you got two people 

one of them has a plate and it’s filled with so many cookies you can’t even count how many there are on it, there’s so many of them they’re falling off the plate

another one who has exactly one cookie on their plate

you take one cookie away from each plate, to treat them equally, right? meaning equality to you is that one of them has absolutely no cookies left whereas the other one can still stuff his fucking face of cookies for the next 35 years to come

this is the simplest way i can explain to someone with less ability to think than a 5th grader what’s the difference between formal equality and substantive equality if at this point you don’t understand you need to go back to the basics of critical thinking

rosexknight:

silver-tongues-blog:

rosexknight:

fangsartwokshop:

pregblrmumblr:

thepigeongazette:

one screw to make, one screw up to take

Omg 😂😂😂

@rosexknight This is Shep if you ever hand him a child

I feel like this is also a couple of mine if you handed them a child as well. Like Gawain. Or Pyrite.

When azure and Alice let chip hold agate for the first time.

Is what you’re talking about Chip is like a natural with kids for the most part. She wouldn’t panic that bad XD

SORRY, i MEANT LAPIS
Sorry, it was late and I had been working and my brain was fried

velocesmells:
“ [M E R C Y]
a warm up doodle I brushed up a bit
”

velocesmells:

[M E R C Y]

a warm up doodle I brushed up a bit

thebootydiaries:

snickerdoodl3:

thebootydiaries:

snickerdoodl3:

thebootydiaries:

honestly i feel so bad for my future husband bc i would ask “do u think im pretty” like 29 times a day and nudge him awake at 3am to ask if he thinks snails have feet

Me. But I wouldn’t ask such a stupid question. Obviously snails don’t fucking have any fucking feet you piece of shit fake text post maker.

actually the bottom part of the snail is considered to be a muscular foot. it’s too bad u don’t know the answer to such a stupid question tho rip in peace ;(

If you already knew that then why would you be asking? “Muscular foot” is still different than “feet”. My response is still valid. It’s still a stupid question.

henny… I said “snails” which is plural… like…..saying “humans have hearts” doesn’t mean one human has multiple hearts…… rip in rest ;/

sindri42:

capnjamesman:

shanasblue:

always-thirsty-pocket:

uglyfun:

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the NRA is literally writing gun fanfiction

Time for little red riding hood to lock and load.

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Originally posted by stepping-back-eurydice

saw that coming a mile away xD

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stability:
“ put your DJ name in the tags
”
DJ abandonment and disappointment

stability:

put your DJ name in the tags

DJ abandonment and disappointment

clowncare:

when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope

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