that post about gym leaders tweeting that rock and ground are the same type is funny but do you think this has ever been like a point of contention for biologists in the pokemon world. like the way the fairy type wasn’t discovered until recent years and was misclassified as normal type for most of history. do you think professors in the pokemon universe argue over whether certain pokemon have been mistyped or if certain types may actually not exist at all
professor sycamore when his hypothesis on the 18th type was confirmed after his findings were repeatedly rejected and laughed at by the heads of the kalos institute of pokebiology for over a decade
Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more
Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”
She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume
She keeps hanging this shit up around the house
Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”
She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough
Bedroom-mirror “standup” about that time my health insurance company thought I had a weight problem
“My health insurance company recently sent a nurse to my apartment to examine me, because according to their computer system, my body weight is very low for my height. Yeah, like, so dangerously low that they’re like, ‘We gotta send a nurse to this guy’s apartment.’ So she shows up at my door and she has a printout from the computer, and that says I am ‘potentially malnurished.’ And she’s like, ‘Do you think that you’re getting enough calories every day?’ I’m like, look, I know that I’m pretty skinny, but now that you’re standing here in my kitchen I think we can agree that there’s… a better… explanation… about this low weight to height ratio. Uh, but she has to interview me about my health history, and so I just tell her, okay, I had cancer 20 years ago, and she’s like, ‘Have you had any recent operations?’ I’m like, I’ve had two knee surgeries. And she’s like ‘Okay, uh, on which knee?’ …What? [Stammers] I’ll give you one guess.”
I think we should talk about one of the most important things steven universe future expressed towards the end
Its that sometimes even when you have good intentions and try to help someone with their problems, it CAN make it worse. Greg insisting that steven didnt listen to the music properly wasnt out of maliciousness it was because its what helped give him purpose when he was stevens age and steven came to him about feeling like he has no more purpose. He was trying to help but he only know what helped him. Same with the diamonds. They all had their own ways of trying to make up for their past actions but they didnt know how to approach stevens problems in a constructive manner. They didnt have ill intent. Friends, while great to have, are not fountains of advice that can always help. More often than not, any none trained professional therapist would only be able to give advice based on their own personal experiences and that kind of becomes counterproductive in many cases because… well, humans are complex and everyone is different. What may apply to one person likely wont apply to another. It doesnt mean theres anything wrong with trying to help out friends, but sometimes the only thing that can be done is real therapy. Thank you for coming to my ted talks
Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?
You know what, another layer of difficulty is when you’re thinking about villains, and the wise words of Megamind come into your head. You don’t just want your child to be just a regular villain. But how do you make your villain a Supervillain with no cape? Where is the drama? But Edna says no capes, you must deny them the flair. It is impossible to please them both, and it’s tearing this family apart.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
