Silver Tongue
kimberryberry:
“ kimberryberry:
“ kimberryberry:
“ kimberryberry:
“ I call this magic trick “one hour in the bathroom” ”
After posting this i have been bombarded with some awful anon messages; “do you seriously look like a 60 year old woman”, “you’re...

kimberryberry:

kimberryberry:

kimberryberry:

kimberryberry:

I call this magic trick “one hour in the bathroom”

After posting this i have been bombarded with some awful anon messages; “do you seriously look like a 60 year old woman”, “you’re really one ugly motherf*cker under all that makeup”, “i know you’re not naturally pretty but stop trying so hard” are some highlights. 

Congratulations, you have successfully made the observation I am not as attractive without makeup while pulling an awful face and freshly rolled out of bed. Well done. Gold star for the simple mind who can follow the rules of spot the difference. I guess i need to clarify why i posted this in the first place, because the underlying message wasn’t strong enough for some. 

I posted this, so girls especially, can laugh at me. Furthermore a reflection of themselves. Its healthy to laugh at yourself and be modest about your looks. To stop being so hard on yourself and others on purely skin deep observations. Because this is NOT important in life. ‘Natural beauty’ has hardly anything to do with physical features, but more a beautiful soul shining out from within. Being a good friend, family member, lover, worker, a human being. 

I’m not naturally stunning by the general publics ridiculous standards but I have learnt not to beat myself up about it because thats not fair on yourself or anyone else. After ten years of being sick I finally realised it got me absolutely no where. Save that energy you would use on self hate for more fulfilling moments like love, honesty, hard work and happiness. 

My point being, you’ll never find true happiness through beauty in a physical matter alone. Except those small precious moments where you put on a fresh face of makeup, do your hair, find a cute outfit and catch yourself in the mirror for a second and feel a little better. The ‘I can’t wait to wear my new lipstick/skirt tomorrow’ feeling and so on. Puts a lil skip in your step. We make these transformations for ourselves.

Other than that, really, I thought I looked pretty damn funny with my pose and awesome chins but I had to go all deep on you to make you think about the awful things you said to me. Cheers mate

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Hey its me again, my hands shake as I type this I’m so overwhelmed with whats happened overnight i woke up to 40,000 notes, 500+ positive messages and 4,000+ amazing new followers. I couldn’t be more grateful for the appreciation. I’m so wonderfully happy that what started as a simple post from me as a normal person has helped thousands, whether it be a smile and a scroll or uplifted your day as so many have contacted me to say. 

For this I am so thankful  

If you want to follow me on ig i’m kimberryberry on there as well :) 

I can’t get over how many notes this is getting, all the messages I’m receiving are so amazing I’m so happy I’ve helped so many people see how beautiful they are

tortellinigirl:

so i guess now im just supposed to develop an attention span of longer than 6 seconds and watch a “youtube video” like its fuckin colonial times

kaylapocalypse:

this is probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.

ponified:
“ Lunar-guard (Patreon reward) by Yakovlev-vad
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loloman23:
“ outofcontextanimation:
“ From Superman The Animated Series.
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haha the BIG pee
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loloman23:

outofcontextanimation:

From Superman The Animated Series.

haha the BIG pee

Oooh, can we get that without the text?
Anonymous
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floweringred:

acceber74:

thisshitis2muchtohandle:

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steampunkmaster:

thempress:

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antisleep:

cmoncreamy:

He need some milk

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Okay but like she obviously knocked him out or did some damage? How is this funny???

It’s funny because he assaulted her and she retaliated by putting his ass to sleep.

It goes back to the first lesson they taught you in preschool/kindergarten keep your hands to your fucking self and avoid bring knocked the fuck out.

Okay, yeah, I agree you should keep your hands to yourself, but that doesn’t mean you knock someone out for doing something as stupid as that.

That “but” negates everything you said before it. 

If you do “stupid shit”, you have zero expectation of being treated gently. Boys pulling girls hair is fucking annoying and it hurts. 

Maybe he should have considered the consequences of his actions before he (and his little friends) thought it was OK to put their hands on a girl without permission.  

Hopefully, he learned his lesson, since obviously his parent didn’t teach him to keep his hands to himself. 

fam he don’t look like no little kid. He look 18 or 20 there is obviously some University cafeteria cause you can see “Wingate Univer” in the background when the video starts.

Meaning he not only old enough to know better he to damn old to be playing around like this. He done earnt his slap.

Welp.  Then it doubly goes that he got what he deserved.  If he hasn’t learned by the time he’s in college to keep his hands to himself, then he sure learned on that day. 

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stargyaal:

imsoshive:

Who been on Tumblr long enough to remember when you couldn’t reblog asks?

People used to send a follow up ask like “can you make this rebloggable?” Then we get the “rebloggable by request” screenshot. #nostalgia :)