It would have to be Athena. Artemis doesn’t have any children. Though I could both be a child of Athena and a Huntress of Artemis

umblrgumblr:

fucking furries assigning their children fursonas before they’re even born

chanclazo:

papinegro:

You can’t beat morals into a child. Some of y'all can’t wait to abuse kids. Gross asses.

I guarantee you anyone who lived through that kind of parenting can attest to the fact that their parents 9/10 times hit them out of sheer frustration. The only moral people are passing down this way is that it’s okay to take out your anger on people who are smaller or less important than you think you are. Like, wtf

iguanamouth:

werewolf1992:

toasterssupertasty:

admiralstanley:

misscherry:

dernski:

iguanamouth:

gtfoyourcomputer:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg

what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd

WELL WE GON FIND OUT

iguanamouth:

hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT

THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART

OH

HOLY PISSING HELL

MY CHILD

im peeing

ITS BACK

…

Hey @iguanamouth, guess what found it’s way back to my dash

hey lauren did you eat this or what

this post ruined my fucking life

actuary-tattoo:

Bad and naughty lambs will be sent to the
D E S O L A T I O N F I E L D
to atone for their crimes

patrickvalentinefote:

The similarities are uncanny….

:

I have no idea what WBB is. Google isn’t helping, that just gives me Women’s Basketball.

We barely bears I think

bevendre:

I always find it amusing when someone defends a film/game/show/etc. that is widely disliked not by pointing out what it does well, but by blindly bashing its competitor without offering any reason.  To each their own, I suppose, but good luck winning people to your side like that.