Silver Tongue

Things that are better than sex

rosexxxknight:

betterthansexthings:
Homestuck updating again
You have clearly never had sex.

Well duh, they read homestuck.

therealjacksepticeye:

Dafuq?? Haha

wretchedtooth:

enderthenightguard:
wretchedtooth:
It Needs To Stop
who wouldnt want this man as a lizard king?
No More Kings. No More Thrones.

shoolis:

I’m the guy in the silver car in the background who’s late for work because this goddamn chicken is fighting a chandelier

wretchedtooth:

It Needs To Stop

atharrystyle:

x

pochowek:

keetongu:
sixpenceee:
Still fancy that cup of soup, now?
yes because im fully aware that liquids start to solidify when you reduce their temperature you fucking buffoon
sixpence is a self caricature at this point