wtf staff
Look I normally respect everyone’s opinions how is anyone NOT voting for Wretched Tooth?????
they have so much more going on than Rick and I Just. Don’t. Get. Why anyone would vote for Rick?
#Wretched ToothHasTheAnswers #IStandWithWretchedTooth
UPDATE: With 60% of precincts reporting, Deborah can now firmly claim the lead in this historic election. Trailing close behind is Mop, whose confidence appears to remain unshaken.
Pundits are atwitter over Mop and Deborah’s so-called “Ice Water Summit,” where the two contenders affirmed their willingness to work together should circumstances demand it. What this could mean for the race is unclear.
In third place is Wretched Tooth, who is now openly calling for a revolution among their supporters.
Rick remains in last place. He has so far ignored the growing outcry for him to drop out of the race, but this time, time may not be on Rick’s side.
Several Sources Have Reported On Deborah’s Vote Hacking, Yet The Mainstream Media Refuses To Address It.
This Trend Is Not Organic. These Votes Are Not Real.
This Is Theatre; This Is Pageantry.
Do Not Play The Game; Flip Over The Board.
BREAKING: BuzzFeed’s investigative news department has obtained a copy of @timefordeborah‘s birth certificate, which reveals she is in fact a salamander.
I Do Not Agree With Deborah, And She Has Attacked Me Herself, But Her Birth Certificate Is Not Relevant. The Corrupt Will Fall Because They Are Corrupt.
Utopia Is Not An Abstract Concept. We Have The Technology To Move Toward A Post-Work Society. The Only People Who Want Money To Exist Are The People Who Have It.
