Silver Tongue

slab-o-meat:

everyone reblogging vines nonstop today is the modern digital era equivalent of eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we die

Goretober day 27: Before the Gore
Look how innocent she is. Completely unaware of what is to come

Goretober day 27: Before the Gore

Look how innocent she is. Completely unaware of what is to come

pipizhe:

i’m DONE

epic-divorceman:
“
”
sofiessketches:
“ I love them…..so….much……..
”

sofiessketches:

I love them…..so….much……..

ahhhhbeans:

idrils:

kickstarter to replace my uterus with something useful like a boombox or a fog machine

Why not both?
Spread your legs and Thriller starts playing and fog pours out.

thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

lazycheskie:
“ sixpenceee:
“ Good job, Lego!
”
OH MY GOD I CRY
AND THE WAY THEY SAID WHY SOMEONE WOULD PREFER A DOLLHOUSE OVER THE SPACESHIP WITHOUT PUTTING DOWN EITHER, IS AMAYZING
”

lazycheskie:

sixpenceee:

Good job, Lego!

OH MY GOD I CRY

AND THE WAY THEY SAID WHY SOMEONE WOULD PREFER A DOLLHOUSE OVER THE SPACESHIP WITHOUT PUTTING DOWN EITHER, IS AMAYZING