Silver Tongue

noodlenumber:

dirtyamporaconfessions:
pumpkinatichara:
i just remembered eridan ampora wears a cape. he’s wearing a goddamn cape. he’s a SEADWELLER. have y’all ever tried to swim with a cape on? it’s like dragging a heavy ass blanket behind you. this asshole tires himself out swimming in his home for fashion. oh my god.
he doesnt swim thats what. fucker lives on a goddamn island and he doesnt swim
#eridan is such bullshit

alpha621:

I am unbelievably excited for Sun and Moon.

catsfurever:

justsaynope:
catsfurever:
“get in the kitchen” jokes
barbie should get back in the kitchen and cook up some sicker burns

i-have-no-gender-only-rage:

Tumblr and Pokemon Part 14
Tumblr and Pokemon Part 13 Tumblr and Puns

callow-maturity:

memelovingbot:
anyway, im transporting this scuttlebug to the corner of the text post

moistflow:

teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people
me:

jwblogofrandomness:

Something odd I just realized about Blue’s Clues.
The alarm clock talks, the salt and pepper talk, the shovel and pail talk, the mail box talks, but the dog doesn’t?

not at first, she didn’t.

korekiyothefolklorist:

I love Mimikyu but I hate that it’s in Pokemon bc that means other trainers in the game will have it and to win I would have to knock it out when all it does is want to be friends and honestly the true villain isnt team skull or aether foundation its me. Its me for hurting Mimikyu.

memeufacturing:

he