Silver Tongue

wretched tooth, how will you lead the blind to enlightenment

Anonymous

The Blind Do Not Need Leading, But The Uninformed
We Are Beyond Conflating The Two Qualities For The Sake Of A Cheap Metaphor

MAKE MEMES GREAT AGAIN

askchubbydiamond:

Vote wretched tooth.

We Will Not Go Thursty. We Will Thrive In A World Of Abundance For All.

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—	Wretched Tooth Originally posted by sinfonia-literaria

scotchtapeofficial:

wretched tooth needs the support to win the 2016 decision….. if he doesnt win…. who will?
a vote for wretched tooth is a vote for the wretched truth.
debra slimy, mop smel bad, and other guy is Suck

Tumblr Boss: Hey, and don't forget to bring back those reptiles!!
Tumblr Boss: Sorry, there was a type there I meant *replies! Bring back the replies!
Tumblr Staff: um...

Tumblr exec: So what are we doing for april fools this year?
Intern: Hear me out...
Intern: Lizards.
Intern: But with politics. 
Exec: 
Exec: 
Exec: 
Exec: *phones secretary* Mary, get this man a blowjob and a cadillac.

death–420:

haw haw

memeufacturing:

i hate staff as much as all of you do but ffs why are some of you literally incapable of having fun

Agreed. April fools is the one time they actually do everything right.
Remember last year when we were all business owners with various stocks and had our companion, coppy (Rest his soul)

god-sam-it:

and everyone voted so hard that tumblr caught on fire and burned down