Here you go have a parody ft. Decidueye
i agree w the general consensus that the reason why we dont see karkat in the credits reel at kanaya’s fucking wedding is because he was too busy sobbing and expertly avoided all cameras so no one would have a record of his mess
also i can’t stop laughing at him having to deal with trickster dave afterward lmaooooo can u imagine trickster dave like you thought dave was clingy before welcome to EXPERT MODE
regular dave is constantly like “karkat karkat hey karkat” and trickster dave is that but with volume and touchiness turned up to 11. karkat has been advised by dirk not to let dave kiss him. dave is so offended. are you ashamed of me *immediately forgets about that* anyway karkat let’s go have weird troll human hybrid babies
oh m god i forgot that it spreads by kissing im laughing my fucking ass off this is too much KARKAT RUN

