guys i was just eating yogurt and thought of something phenomenal
you know how kidz bop is basically made for parents who are super conservative and squeamish about cusses and sexual themes? what if the people making it were like… from that demographic? like im just imagining a bunch of suitmen at a table fidgeting like “so…. “funk you up” isn’t a cuss, BU-… bu-but… we should still change it because, um, y’know, it sounds too much like… *loosens tie* y’know…”
Do you know what I hate??
When I was growing up any time my brother upset/hurt/was rude to or downright nasty to me I was told “he’s just doing it to get a rise out of you” “he’s just doing it to annoy you”
Like??? I know?? I know he’s being mean to upset me. I know he’s saying horrible stuff to annoy me. And guess what?? I’m annoyed!!!!
I was literally told not to be upset, because his intentions were to upset me????
How is that not upsetting? Especially to a young girl??
THE GASLIGHTING STARTS EARLY.
“Sweetheart, its easier for you to just bear it than it is for us to teach him to stop. Mkay?”
first like 10 minutes of every kitchen nightmare
gordon: ok I will have the grilled cheese
chef: *using a hair dryer to make grilled cheese* I've done nothing wrong in my life
long-live-the-queen-of-moondoor:
Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.
We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”
“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>
While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.
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I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.
What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.
What I find funny is that the taxes imposed on the colonies were to pay for the war Britain had with France in the Americas and kept the colonies from being taken over by the French and natives. And a fair amount, not all but quite a few, of taxes were removed when the colonies asked.
