Having internet friends be like
Me: you live where
Me: ACROSS THE DAMN WORLD????
Me: dude teach me curse words in your native
Me: GO
Me: TO
Me: BED
Me: ITS MIDNIGHT OVER THERE
Me: yo fight me from across the ocean
hail-krillie:
“ Panic! at the Japan
”

hail-krillie:

Panic! at the Japan

veryhappyturtle:
“ david:
“ No!!
”
U when texting tumblr staff to fix the website
”

veryhappyturtle:

david:

No!!

U when texting tumblr staff to fix the website

animetrash-butokaywithit:

wouldn’t it be neat if everyone’s hair color was based off of their birth stone??
tag what your hair color would be!!!

avfro:

How do squads naturally occur? Like how do you find 5-6 people who will honestly fuq with you at any time of the day? I don’t even think I have a best friend, much less a couple of these dudes to call up and just kick it. I can barely get 1 or 2 people to put up with my ass for an afternoon and y’all be running around with the entire magic school bus in toe.

well I"m part of two squads right now. One of them was all “hey, you have a blog similar to ours. Wanna join us?” and the other was because because we all had fruity pachyderms

spiderjewel:

The funniest Star Wars twist would be if instead of a family-reveal it was a not-family-reveal where Kylo Ren finds out he’s adopted and not even related to Darth Vader at all

havleyquinn:

It’s called a hustle, sweetheart.

the sorting hat: you can go in Slytherin or Ravenclaw, which do you want?
me: which will make people trust me unquestioningly?
the sorting hat: the answer is Ravenclaw but because you asked that way you're going in Slytherin
me: that's fair.

queerbabbe:

If you want to know what it’s like being trans just imagine yourself exactly as you are but everyone else sees you as someone else and if you correct them they may kill you.