aradia is in the new universe but she never stays in one place and no one ever really knows what she’s doing and a lot of the time she isn’t even inside the universe itself. she’s like a cryptid.
occasionally an out-of-focus picture of her floating around and doing Aradia Things, sometimes accompanied by sollux, pops up on earth chat and there’s a forum for Aradia Sightings and terezi comments “4R4D14 1S R34L 4ND W3 M4D3 OUT ONC3 B3H1ND 4 CULL-M4RT”
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
the crows are his allies now.
“THE DEBT MUST BE REPAID. YOU HAVE OUR ALLEGIANCE, HUMAN”
That’s actually how it works.
Crows: smart enough to not only remember but convey to their buddies which humans were nice to them that one time and which were jerks, but dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences, apparently.
Let’s be fair, humans are dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences. Anything that’s smart can also be p thick sometimes.




