deadpoolmarverlousanna:

pettyrevenge:

I make my husband a sandwich everyday for work. Once, I jokingly kissed it to show him that I made it “with love.” But then for some reason it stuck, and that just became the habit. Make sandwich, give it a little smooch, put into baggie. Except when I’m mad at him. Then that sandwich isn’t made with love. It gets no kiss. Yeah, enjoy that sandwich, jerkface. I hope it tastes like despair.

imagine your otp

silver-tongues-blog:

cloud overview ]

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This is a Tumblr Cloud I generated from my blog posts between Oct 2015 and Feb 2016 containing my top 20 used words.

Top 5 blogs I reblogged the most:

• rosexknight
• jitterbugjive
• deoxyrebornicleic
• scraps-is-busy
• adurot

redrodent:

rabbitmyrabbit:

weloveshortvideos:

No strings attached.

*pwing*

This is my new favorite vine I can’t stop laughing aaaaah send help

THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS THAT MAKE THIS VINE GREAT
THE SOFT pwing IT MAKES
HER FACE
THE MONOTONE “oh no”

dongstomper:

prince-johnny:

Who wants to [insert sexual activity] and [insert non-sexual activity]

jack off and eat bees

@gluttonace

actuallykylekallgren:

airspaniel:

imaginarycircus:

sherpawhale:

malcolmcooks:

imagine if instead of calling voldemort “you know who”, they had done the benedict cumberbatch thing, so they would speak in hushed whispers about
lollipop vladimir or
lanky vanderbilt

lackadoodle vaudeville

Limp valedictorian

Loopy vorpledorp

Lulu Vorpalsword

lala moldybutt

• rosexknight
• jitterbugjive
• deoxyrebornicleic
• scraps-is-busy
• adurot

the-star-of-gravity-walls:

Me when I’m in public:

Me when I’m with my friends:

sarahcada:

miraculous-chan:

Adrien vs Chat Noir

This is a really good compilation. Just look at how they’re exactly the same yet so different. Two sides of one person, indeed.

This set ain’t mine, but I lovingly call it:

ADRIEN YOUR CHAT NOiR IS SHOWING vs. STOP MODELLING CHAT NOIR

ehmorty:

Did someone do this yet

@therickandmortyassistant