shoutloaf:

long live king karkat

allyssinian:

I have been blessed

phantasmalfawn:

homestucks rn

literally everyone else 

Goretober day 25: Decay

she just wanted to hang out.

braixenskirt:

TAIL TAIL TAIL TAIL

screamingcrawfish:

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

mesonoxianherald:

AND JUST LIKE THAT, WE ARE NOW THE YOUNGMAN STANDING IN THE BEDROOM

victini:

hell yeah

talk-nerdy-to-me-thyla:

cat-pun:

whimzleethewhimsicott:

a-sparkling-nerd:

cat-pun:

man, theres no need to feel down

I said young man, my father took me into town

Are you trying to combine the Y.M.C.A. song with My Chemical Romance’s The Black Parade? Because that does NOT work. It’s like trying to put skittles and M&Ms in the same bowl, the flavors are wrong together. 

theres no need. to. join the black parade

You see i sang the first part as “when i was a young warthog” by our dear pumba the warthog, so for me its actually mixing 3 songs that can not possibility go with each other

quartz-poker:

did-you-kno:

After a man ate a ghost pepper in a contest, not even a burger and six glasses of water could stop the burning. He ended up in the hospital with a 2.5 cm hole in his esophagus–not from the pepper, but from the extreme vomiting it caused. 23 days later, he was discharged with a gastric tube that delivers food directly to his stomach. Source

You fucking idiot. DAIRY. DAIRY FIXES IT.

FUCKING MORON WATER MAKES IT WORSE