oyasumi-rickz0r:

Apparently he’s made of Nintendonium

universequartz:

when u dont have replies yet

saucefactory:

starrysleeper:

gleeddicted:

when fics don’t update

when you’re the one not updating them

#ACCURATE

@rosexknight

antiandrogen:

fuck a bat 

gluttonace:

Hey this un-trained baby animal had an accident on the floor because I didn’t take it out every hour, lets scream at the top of our lungs in a language it doesn’t understand and scream even louder when it tried to hide out of fear that sounds like an amazing idea.

How dare animals not be born knowing how to live with humans and piss at appropriate times

tastefullyoffensive:

(via el_programmer)

they’re finally wearing earbuds in their ears

mill-iam:

Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon

notcoolrider:

bearnomadwizard:

okay okay okayt okay okay but guys.

rollercoasters.

but like in space

there is literally an entire course in mario kart dedicated to prove why that is a bad idea