joshua-wright:

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Something kinky to bring Dragon Month to a climax :)

lattebooks-lattepuns:

a junior who was taking the psat today ditched the idea of pulling the fire alrm to get out of testing and instead hacked into the school’s alarm system to set it off exactly when the English section was scheduled to start

THIS KID WAS SLICK ENOUGH TO HACK INTO AN ALARM SYSTEM BECAUSE HE WASN’T PREPARED FOR THE PSAT

and there you have it

that’s the summary of the American education system

ihatetorbjorn:

ihatetorbjorn:

mojav:

mojav:

i work at blizzard who wants to hear abt the hero coming after sombra

the next character is this. really short guy. he’s old too and has a big beard. he talks really loud and hates robots but he can build like…..turrets and stuff that can autolock from halfway across the map. he’s pretty neat i think u guys will like him a lot

he sounds like he could be a pretty cool & nice guy

wait a fuckinf second

mewties:

for my followers who lack Snapchat, the Homestuck snapchat panels as of 4:13p EST 10/24/16

I’ve done my part in the election, there’s not much left I can do from here. I’m not going to say who I voted for, but I will say she is one of the two major candidates and has 30+ years of experience

hermoines:

monday sept. 26th presidential debate recaps 

sex-dream-luna:

Luna: “Why don’t we all take a peek?”

Celestia’s Dream 

nosdrinker:

nosdrinker:

sir, you cannot name your son “Papa_Roach_Scars.mp3”, we just won’t allow it

when did I post this

nogfhaver:

burgerwizard:

absolute precision

trust no one, not even no one