Silver Tongue
l-nobby-l:
“ purelysalty:
“ “Simple Geometry…” ”

l-nobby-l:

purelysalty:

“Simple Geometry…”

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akron-squirrel:

Now that Maxwell’s college film is released, I felt the need to do this.

(The 2005 one isn’t entirely accurate, since it seems like there were a lot of different board artists that season.)

lazorchef:

YOU CAN’T TRUST THE SYSTEM

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

nightguardmod:
“ That reminds me. I need to get the time off for Midwest FurFest.
”

nightguardmod:

That reminds me. I need to get the time off for Midwest FurFest.

kafkamilktea:

akoolguy:

kafkamilktea:

thighlander:

ihatejonarbuckle:

kafkamilktea:

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

russian kinder surprise

That looks like it’s made of coal.

It tasted like coal

you ate a vase

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

official-spec:
“ Finally Finished my part for a trade w @kisbys. its the Boi
bonus me tryin 2 figure out how 2 draw Him
”

official-spec:

Finally Finished my part for a trade w @kisbys. its the Boi

bonus me tryin 2 figure out how 2 draw Him

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suturmon:

I dreamt you could play as Callie and Marie. Only catch was you had to use THEIR weapons…also there was friendly fire. I accidentally killed a couple friends.

jakegyllenhaalelujah:

kylieminoguefanclub:

is it cheating to teach Toxic to every member of my Pokemon team

Not at all, I’d love to hear them all sing it

anarchacannibalism:

mmilhouse:

objectdreams:

1-star yelp review of the Statue of Liberty

written using a predictive text computer program

source: all 1- and 2-star yelp reviews of the Statue of Liberty

i am saying that we are definitely in the statue

‘i have been too many things in the dead heat of time’