im at my friends house, she’s pretty rich. like really rich. but we have been friends for like 12 years. But she tells me to order pizza and that she will pay. So hell yeah ll oder pizza. She said she will be right back she has to go to the store and tosses a small box at me. She said there should be enough for a tip in there. and that she wouldn’t care if i pocketed the rest, its just been sitting around anyways.
im a bit confused but figure there is money inside so whatever
what the fuck thats a lot for pizza.
WHAT THE FUCK SHE TOSSED $2,000 AT ME LIKE IT WAS NO BIG DEAL FOR ME TO ORDER PIZZA BTCH IM BUYING ME 6 PIZZAS AND TAKING 5 HOME SO I CAN ACTUALLY EAT FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE.
BITCH! THIS PIZZA DUDE GETTING THE BEST DAMN TIP OF THEIR LIFE
YOU KNOW WHAT IM TAKING THAT PIZZA DELIVERY PERSON OUT FOR A FUCKING PARTY. YOU FUCKING TOSS THIS AT ME YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IM GOING TO GO BUY ME A HOUSE AND PAY OFF STUDENT LOANS AND INVEST IN THE STOCK MARKET AND BUY SOME GOLD AND SAVE SOME RARE WILD LIFE AND HAVE ENOUGH LEFT OVER TO NOT ONLY BE SET FOR RETIREMENT BUT TAKE THAT FUCKING PIZZA PERSON OUT FOR THE NIGHT OF THEIR LIFE.
“A Dutch baby pancake, sometimes called a German pancake, a Bismarck, or a Dutch puff, is a sweet popover that is normally served for breakfast. It is derived from the German Pfannkuchen. It is made with eggs,flour, sugar and milk, and usually seasoned with vanilla and cinnamon, although occasionally fruit or another flavoring is also added
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“The “Dutch” moniker refers to the group of German-American immigrants known as the Pennsylvania Dutch, where “Dutch” is a corruption of the German autonymdeutsch.[5]”
The Pennsylvania Dutch are the bane of my existence.
dumb nerd theory: maybe ascended alicorn babies aren’t usually a thing, like, shining and cadence both weren’t alicorns (cadence ascended)
and them having an alicorn baby was a shock
however genetically, it might make more sense if you think about the fact that Twilight ascended to an alicorn as well. And she’s Shining’s sister. That means this potential is probably in their bloodline as well. So that’s double the ascension capability.
Woops, baby ascended in the womb I guess
What the heck was that baby doing in the womb that earned it alicorn wings?
My dad told me a story recently about how he was in Boy Scouts or something and they went on a hike and were each given a rifle and one single bullet to practice shooting with (idk, it was the 70s or whatever). One of his friends, whom I’ll refer to as Steel Balls for reasons that will soon become clear, beckons my dad to a part of the woods and points to a giant hornets nest up in a tree. SB announces that he’s going to shoot it, waits for my dad to take cover (as one should in this situation), and fires off his only round into the nest. Sure enough, a swarm of pissed off hornets descend upon SB, who stands stoically and perfectly still at the base of the tree. Dad maintains that, despite their buzzing right around him, none of the hornets stung his friend, and they soon calmed down and returned to their newly renovated nest. SB turns back to face my dad and imparts this chunk of wisdom: “That’s the secret to dealing with hornets, Jim. They don’t know humans make rifle shots; they don’t know where the noise came from. You gotta stand still and don’t move, and they won’t chase you. If you run, they know you’re guilty.” Apparently dad was so awed he gave up his single bullet so SB could shoot the nest a second time, with the same results.
Long story short: hornets can sense guilt and there are people in the world who have tested this theory.
The most irritating thing is that, gay or straight, the characters that hang around together constantly in a TV show are NEVER in a relationship. They’re either totally platonic buddies, or gradually building up tension. NEVER established. If either is in a relationship, their romance interest is someone you barely see.
It feels like the most awful continuation of that “the wife stays at home” crap.
Yeah why is it so common that a main character’s love interest is either never part of the main action, or only becomes a canon love interest in like the very last episode?
Steven Universe is the only show I can currently think of that subverts it but it only sorta does, since Steven and Connie plots are still reserved for special episodes and Ruby and Sapphire spend most of the show as one character, the ultimate effect still being that the audience doesn’t really see a romantic relationship in action 90% of the time.
It’s like writers are stuck in this idea that a couple isn’t something people want to see as much as they want to see it teased (aren’t people bored of that? Can’t it just be done with some characters?) or that there somehow just isn’t room for one coinciding with whatever adventures are going on; as if relationships only happen when all the cool, fun stuff is over and the characters are ready to “settle down.”
The crocodile hunter wrestled prehistoric swamp monsters with his wife and kids and that was real life even
i think there’s a few reasons for this: 1) love isn’t ‘funny’ or doesn’t provide enough conflict for easy plot lines and jokes, so it’ gotta either be fights, unrequited love, lust, etc. look at most sitcoms. everyone hates each other because i guess that ‘s supposed to be funny
2) for kids shows, the ‘settle down’ thing is probably a big factor. so at best, you can maybe get some adults that are barely onscreen that have a relationship
3) getting into a relationship is usually part of the character arc. ie, connie and steven. closing that arc will usually mean the end of a story. plus, a romance plot or subplots are easy to write
the only show i can think of that has characters main characters in pre-established relationships from day one and they actually seem to like each other is bob’s burgers
OH YEAH, point 4) most tv writers are dudes and can’t write women for -shit- so almost all female characters are terrible, boring and glossed over or fridged, so dudes are the only ones that get real character depth, and they only hang out with other dudes and have all their Moments with other dudes. hence slash
That first point is something I especially get sick of; when a show is already about a couple, especially married parents, almost every single plot involves a fight or misunderstanding between them, and even if you grew up with a family that fought almost daily, the TV version never felt relatable because the real version is so brutally ugly.
In ancient times, people believed hares
were hermaphrodites that could give
birth without compromising their
virginity. This idea led to an association
with the Virgin Mary, and that’s why we
have bunnies at Easter. Source
That’s one explanation but it’s not the only one.
In one of the Germanic religions, a goddess saw a bird suffering in the cold of early spring, its wings frozen so it couldn’t fly. She took pity on it and turned it into a rabbit. For some reason, though, it still laid eggs.
The best explanation for rabbits at Easter is that they were the animal of the pagan deity of fertility, estar, for whom the holiday is named after
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