tino-is-love-tino-is-wife:

“You have a great personality!” Thanks i constructed it so you wouldnt abandon me

get-dressed-get-blessed:

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

alemei:

sousano:

alemei:

screw cosplays im just gonna cut armholes in an anime body pillow

IM SCREECHIN G

scraps-is-busy:

slimeportal:

rosexknight:

slimeportal:

scraps-is-busy:

What should I do to celebrate?

Invite @rosexknight for said Barbecuing of Bunnies?

NOOO!

Too bad, you’re going anyways

I’ll get the Jackelope frier if Rose is stopping by for barbeque.

Don’t worry rose, you can join my safehouse for avoiding hungry noodles

chum-personable:

murder-core-power-funeral:

I know I have said this before but you could base all the bosses in a video game off of caricatures of Theodore Roosevelt.

Theodore of the Twisting Violence

Theodore the Elephant Warrior

Theodore the Train Grappler

The Theodores Three

Theodore of Barbar

Theodore the Centaur with guns.

And the Super Columbia Dreadnought Roosevelt

can’t forget my favorite:

ROOSEVELT THE MOTHERFUCKING BATTLESHIP

which while admittedly similar to the last one, is 1000% better in every way

✹Bib: what’s your favorite little food?✹
I could really go for Mac n cheese or dinosaur nuggets

✹Playpen: what’s your favorite little activity/toy?✹
My stuffed dog I’ve had as long as I can remember

✿Stuffie: what’s something that puts you in littlespace?✿
My blue transformers blanket definitely. Ove used it for years and my fav.

✹Bib: what’s your favorite little food?✹ Mac n cheese

✿Milk and cookies: do you have a bedtime ritual?✿
Roll up in my blanket like a cocoon

✹Nightlight: how do you act at bedtime?✹ I toss and turn till i sleep

dogiplier:

CAN THIS DUDE FUckING MOVE

brats-rule-the-world:

✿ABC: what’s something you’d love for a big to say to you?✿ 

✹Bib: what’s your favorite little food?✹

✿Birthday cake: what’s your little age?✿

✹Cradle: how long have you known you were a little?✹

✿Crayon: color a picture!✿

✹Diaper: do you like diapers?✹

✿Friendship bracelet: do you have any little friends?✿

✹Lullaby: what’s a song that puts you in littlespace?✹

✿Milk and cookies: do you have a bedtime ritual?✿

✹Nightlight: how do you act at bedtime?✹

✿Paci: what calms you down when you’re having a tantrum?✿

✹Playpen: what’s your favorite little activity/toy?✹

✿Stuffie: what’s something that puts you in littlespace?✿

✹Timeout chair: what’s your favorite punishment?✹