Silver Tongue

Danny: I am in Game Grumps to get laid and for no other reason. You pretend like you care about doing a good job on the show, but I am straight up in it for the puss. 
Arin: At least you're clear about it. You've got no illusions.
 [ 5 Minutes Later ]
Danny: I'd like to amend my statement from earlier. I'm not in this for the puss.
Arin: No?
Danny: No. I'm in it for the friendship with you. 
Danny: 
Danny: 
Danny: Now GIVE UP THAT PUSS.

metal-socks:

sadlaughing:

If you’re ever debating wether you should continue to support that one popular blog/artist/writer/reporter/etc because you saw a callout post about them, consider the following:
Not all callout posts are made with good intentions; some are simply made to soil someone’s reputation out of spite or to make the poster feel a sense of moral superiority
Not all callout posts contain accurate and up to date information
The person being called out may have already apologized and amended their actions
The post could be drawing from simple hearsay and rumors
Some callout posts will include things someone did or said years ago
Some callout posts exaggerate the severity of someone’s actions
Look for buzzwords being used without explanation; ex: “Idk if any of you knew this but ________ is suuuuper abliest and transphobic so yeah uwu”
Always check sources and links & if no proof is provided, be wary. The burden of proof always lies on the accuser. Yes, it does. Yes, you should expect someone to give you proof for their claims. No, you are not doing anything wrong by asking for proof.
Do not take any information at face value. Ever.
You are not obligated to continue or end your support of someone simply because of a block of text on a blogging website. No one has control over who you do and do not follow and reblog from.
There ARE awful people out there and sometimes a callout post is absolutely in order to make a community aware of a bad apple. Callout posts were originally intended as warning signals to allow users to avoid toxic people.

fuckyouimawizardcop:

jerk-bitch-casbutt:
mitsukake:
raptorific:
The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.
The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.
not our division