strawberryzachary:

vodcar:

katiethekhaleesi:

ultruhviolet:

THE MUFFIN MAN

This is horrifying omg

@fortzancudo

I had to listen to this 5 times before I realized it was English

I got POTG again!

This was in overtime and either team could have won. I was just lucky that all their team was within the blast radius.

sparkytheandroid:

nintendo shows high society millenials playing the Switch in spacious uptown lofts meanwhile I dropped my DS onto ketchup on a paper plate and licked it clean

destinyrush:

If you are not white in America, they’re going to criminalize you even though you’re actually a news reporter and carry expensive equipment. 

deep-sea-prince:

gloomymark-art:

servicek9s:

demicia:

ryuichifoxe:

The nightmare deer welcome you to Columbus Ohio (8

This makes me so uncomfortable

WHY

Fear the deer.

@spoopy-tongues-blog

It me

My first POTG! I then killed that genji and also a mcree and mercy before they finally got me

I’ve decided Dva is my main

silverliveblogsthings:

“Hey Steven, what’s up? Have you read more Homestuck?”

“Yeah, but I’m…”

“Aaahhh! Isn’t it amazing? How far did you get?”

“I’m almost done with one of the acts, but I’m really confused.”

“They keep talking about this Bro guy who died… am I supposed to know who he is?”

“Bro… but that’s Dave’s… brother.”

“Steven, you’re reading the acts in order right?”

“There’s an order!? Oh man, I just started with Act 5 because that’s where all the cool trolls are.”

quartz-poker:

did-you-kno:

And scientists argue about whether or not it classifies as tool usage. What do you think?

It’s tool usage as long as picking up a rock or stick and using that for stuff qualifies as tool usage.

gearholder:

puniper:

my dad entering my room with a bowl of grapes: do you want grapes?

me: no

my dad setting down the grapes on my desk: i will leave you these grapes here