assbutt-of-my-dreams:

sailorlune:

kattomatic:

ericjudysbeard:

Working at LUSH: the saga

I have had men some into a store I used to work at asking if “this hairspray will work on men” and when I said yes they said “but it’s purple”

My whole life!

A man walks into a store to buy shampoo. He walks down the hair care aisle and spots a pink shampoo bottle that promises to give you luscious locks. The man is determined, for his hair lacks luster. He asks the nearest store clerk, “Will this work for men? It’s pink, so I’m not sure.” The store clerk looks at the man, then at the shampoo. He shrugs his shoulders in ignorance. The man resolves to purchase the shampoo anyway.

After arriving at his humble abode, the man takes a shower with his new shampoo. He opens the bottle and tries to pour the soapy substance into his hand, but alas; the shampoo refuses to fall onto his manly skin.

The man crumples down in utter defeat, sobbing as the shower water softly cascades down his rippling shoulders. The shampoo will never work for him, for he is a man, and the shampoo he bought is unfortunately in a pink bottle. “I should have known,” he cries out in a whimper. “I should have known.”

A modern tantalus

kilalabunnies:
“ @silver-tongues-blog Look, it’s us!
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:O
dynjir:
“  Warm-up doodles of Judy because Zootopia deserves all of my love

dynjir:

Warm-up doodles of Judy because Zootopia deserves all of my love <3
Please please PLEASE watch this movie; it is SO GOOD - it’s PHENOMINAL how much thought, research and love they put into this movie c’:

stedilnik:

sturmyena:

stedilnik:

Rabies is basically the “zombie plague” of the furry world

Z-topia

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succotashes:

nahel-argama:

niggasandcomputers:

biggucciomar:

Bitches be postin dog snapchat filter everyday n still not know how 2 suck dick

🤔🤔🤔🤔

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He saying his dog sucks his dick better than women

dan-mcneely:

ceeberoni:

shrexy:

please don’t make good text posts worse

impossible request. reason: the moment i reblog a post it is automatically worse

^THIS^

judyhopping:

Some of Disney’s named foxes