Silver Tongue

versus-a-blank-paper:

hopsjollyhigh:

thatgirlonstage:

One of the notes to the theater owners in Phantom of the Opera says “My salary has not been paid”. Why is the Phantom asking for a salary. What is he gonna do with it? How much is he asking for? Is he paying for a tuner for his organ down in the underground lake? Does he walk out with his mask and big ass cloak to buy more candles from the corner store down the street? Is there some poor clerk who just has to sell groceries to a weird guy in a half-mask who makes vague death threats at him and then leaves once a month? These are questions that need satisfactory answers

Okay but there are answers and they’re probably more absurd than you think.
He asks for 20,000 francs per month which is, I believe, about 136,000 dollars in US currency today. So that’s what he wanted every month from the managers. In the book, he actually does make trips shopping in Paris, but the mask described for shopping seems like a sort of false nose situation- think Groucho Marx glasses. His deformity is different in the book- one of the main focuses of it is that he has no nose, which makes him look like a skull/corpse. So he is extorting money, and spending at least some of it, but I have no idea what he spends SO MUCH money on. In the book, he has a pretty regular house in the cellars, other than his bedroom, which is an angst cave with a coffin as a bed. My theory is that he just enjoys being a massive inconvenience, and really only spends a fraction of what he demands.
It’s not clear in ALW’s version how he gets out and goes shopping, but the salary thing is definitely taken from the original novel. Basically, the Phantom is the embodiment of the “for $8000 a month I will Stop” meme, except it’s $20k.

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Goretober day 22: Surreal Gore
Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied für Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont

Goretober day 22: Surreal Gore

Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied für Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont

clientsfromhell:

Client: Hi, I need some help with my Mac. Every time I turn it on, it shows a question mark.

Me: That sounds like your computer doesn’t recognize a boot drive on your device. How long ago did this happen?

Client: Oh, I just bought this computer from my friend. Great deal! Less than $500. She also bought me a new hard drive for me. So nice of her!

Me: Ok, so when she installed the new drive, did she restore the data from the previous drive to the new one?

Client: I don’t know why she would do that. Also, I put in the drive myself. It should work!

Me: So you put in a new hard drive, and expected it to just work?

Client:  But it’s a Mac! It should just work, right?


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Is there a character you want to know a little more about? Well step right up and drop their name in my box–and I’ll tell you more about them. (Reblog to have folks do this for you) You’ll get to learn:

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15. Best kept secrets:
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19. Weapon of choice:
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sagihairius:

if Danny devito were 6 feet tall he would be terrifying trust me on this I had a really weird dream last night

thebestoftumbling:
“  Like father like son
”

thebestoftumbling:

Like father like son

abbie-madeley:
“ Chris Evans everybody…
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abbie-madeley:

Chris Evans everybody…

gluttonace:
“ It’s been a while since I gifted yall with some actual worked-on pixel art so here you go

gluttonace:

It’s been a while since I gifted yall with some actual worked-on pixel art so here you go <3

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