ruinedchildhood:

Who Remembers This Episode?

nehirose:

voidbat:

dashbeardconfessional:

found this comb at a Jimmy Eat World concert

this made me feel actual joy

oh no this is like.  legitimate pure delight.

jitterbugjive:

fiireofthemind:

jitterbugjive:

Something that really bothers me that’s a weirdly common trend is transmen being excluded from women’s issues 

pretty sure being told over and over “you just need the right man to show you you’re a woman” counts as an issue that only an assigned female at birth person would go through.

all the times we get objectified for having female genitalia

 “Oh but you make such a PRETTY girl! why would you do that to yourself? ): ): ): “

“but don’t you want to have babies? what about babies???”

“how can you expect to be a parent?/you could make a good mother though!”

“you’re just hiding from being a woman because of your trauma”



C: So yeah kindly fuck off if you think transmen magically get better treatment just because they identify as menfolk.

We’re not suddenly given man privileges, trust me.

why are you calling us women and citing transphobia as misogyny?

every one of the statements here is transphobic, not misogynistic, because it only applies to trans men. this is a trans issue, not a womans issue

stop equating afab to woman lol

and then we get these people who just want to pick a fight for no reason and like to put words in mouths because it’s apparently super important to be angry at everyone just

all the time

always

-I did not call transmen women at all, the closest thing stated was ‘Assigned female at birth’, if this is wrong then tell me what to say instead because I struggled for a good while trying to find the correct way to say it and this is the way I’ve seen people refer to it most.

-Am citing things that have been said to me ALL MY LIFE even before I came out as trans???? It has nothing to do with my personal viewpoint?

“because it only applies to trans men”

Women get harassed to find the right man, have babies, be mothers and be more feminine all the time wtf are you talking about…? It’s this whole concept that men own women’s bodies and that AFAB don’t count as men that I’m saying is bullshit, and yes it’s also transphobic as fuck but why can’t something be both transphobic and misogynistic? 


So yeah I guess now I’m not allowed talk about the sexist/transphobic bullshit I’ve been put through because even mentioning it is offensive to someone


wow.

arcticbonobos:
“ ive been sending this emoji to my friends with iphones for years and this is what theve been getting???????
”
what teh fuck samsung

arcticbonobos:

ive been sending this emoji to my friends with iphones for years and this is what theve been getting???????

what teh fuck samsung

chineseshell:

I’ve had enough of your morals horse

Dan’s “……..Arin” whenever Arin does something really stupid

melt-into-wonder:

reblog if you agree

codenamex96:

codenamex96:

berlynn-wohl:

prokopetz:

ruingaraf:

prokopetz:

I’ll be honest, whenever a work of speculative fiction (fanmade or otherwise) goes out of its way to describe an intelligent species with bizarre and complicated reproductive biology, the first question that invariably pops into my head is: “How do these critters masturbate?”

what if masturbation was uniquely a human experience though

Okay, I know that you meant “what if humans are the only intelligent species that’s anatomically capable of masturbating?”, but now I’m picturing a universe where humans are the only ones that ever thought to try it.

Human masturbation specialists traveling the galaxy to offer our gift, undertaking rigorous study and enormous personal risk to teach weird-ass aliens how to rub one out.

Calculating the exact harmonic frequencies to allow ancient, vacuum-dwelling crystalline intelligences to self-stimulate.

Descending into the crushing atmospheres of gas giants in specially constructed aerostats to design sex toys for the vast, jellyfish-like super-predators that prowl the hurricane slipstreams.

Wanking is our genius. Our legacy.

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As hilarious as this is, pretty much all mammals, several birds and reptiles and some other animals masturbate.

Adding into this, one of the funniest things that ever happened when I was a kid is my cousins were taking a picture at this family reunion. It was at one of their farms, and they had a horse standing next to the truck they were taking a picture in front of. The horse kept making weird grunting noises, and then right as we started snapping pictures it reared up and smacked this poor girl in the face with its dick, and then preceded to jizz on the other 3 people taking a picture.

ghirahimvevo:

absolutedespairs:

absolutedespairs:

i just want white hair without having to be 40 years olddd

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i see two paths stretched in front of me

portentous-offerings:

Additional dialogue: It’s you! And definitely not Chloé!