as crazy as all the shit in chef’s server is, I’m genuinely impressed that the bot hasn’t crashed yet
Oooooooo you should have been there when there was the economy
me doing stand up: and what about the rain? when she comes here she cleanses us, and is good. we love the rain.
audience: we love the rain.
i want to punch whoever said “kill two birds with one stone”. how about you kill no birds asshole. how about you leave birds alone you piece of shit
my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”
