Silver Tongue

mossandrock:

dimedog:

“I wish I had the time to do that.”

- me, a person who definitely has the time to do that but also has terrible time management skills and most likely to just spend 4 hours getting absolutely nothing accomplished instead of the hundred other things I could and should be doing

I feel personally attacked by the accuracy of this post.

big-boss-official:

big boss, 1972: I can’t possibly handle the pressure of having 2 kind of-sons. I need to run away and force a new man to take my identity. 

venom snake, 1984: I have hundreds of sons. one is a dog. one is named fat platypus. i sent one out to sea on a lifeboat.

whiskey-and-c41:
“ fem-me-fatale:
“ highkey-melanin:
“ thehijabstylist:
“ I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.
”
this needs to be on everyone’s dash…
”
Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s...

whiskey-and-c41:

fem-me-fatale:

highkey-melanin:

thehijabstylist:

I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.

this needs to be on everyone’s dash…

Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s how they met, I personally believe she should’ve been president herself

Michelle Obama 2020

shinyrowletts:

effiesketch:

me too, archie. me too

As if this is the actual plot of Pokemon Generations ….

equestrianrepublican:
“ aedictive:
“ urbanfriendden:
“ don’t mess with the dutch
”
shit like this makes me a bit prouder of being dutch 😂😂
”
@canadianlivesmatter congratulations on your victory.
”

equestrianrepublican:

aedictive:

urbanfriendden:

don’t mess with the dutch

shit like this makes me a bit prouder of being dutch 😂😂

@canadianlivesmatter congratulations on your victory.

pembrokewkorgi:
“zoology:
“ It’s finally Friday
”
@gearholder
”

pembrokewkorgi:

zoology:

It’s finally Friday

@gearholder

drakebarmitzvah:

*points 2 my heart* when will the xkit guy fix….this….

iscalledwing:
“ 11thousandkms:
“
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