jirachiwishmaker:

tealrallythong:

venomsnake420:

thanks facebook for this very important information

 we gotta kinkshame fuckin fossils now

It gets better when you see the newspaper headline

weretoons:

After a long time of waiting, I finally got this done and I couldn’t be more proud of myself.

Credit to @wildcard-va and @chisanaai of audio and inspiration

Note: Yes I know the lip-syncing is bad, is not easy animating a voice audio.

Original audio

you’re never to old for a ball pit

theclockworkpony:

horsecme:

Hahaha true

Well, to be fair, Kung Fu Panda re focused on the martial arts. Which is heavily into mimicking the motions and behaviors of animals, so there is already a connection between the two. Zooptopia is on the opposite end of that spectrum.

What the fuck do you mean nobody bats an eye? The kung fu panda trilogy is a fantastic series that many people have enjoyed.

laughhard:

The only acceptable paint job for a smart car

thehumantrampoline:

I and some colleagues were talking about how we wish everyone could see the safety videos that our company was showing us, because I don’t think most people understand how traffic works in a truck. So here’s some things we wish everyone on the road knew.

- we’re not kidding about tailgating. If you’re right behind us on a straight highway? Chances are we have NO IDEA you’re there, which means we can’t anticipate any of your movements. Plus slowing down takes multiple downshifts, so we might start decreasing speed way earlier than you expect.

- We’re not kidding about any of our blind spots. WE CAN’T SEE YOU, GUYS.

- That bit about slowing down taking a while? The same goes for when you’re in front of us. Don’t cut off a truck. Oh god, PLEASE don’t cut off a truck. If you cut me off, I’m not irritated, I’m terrified. For YOU. It can take 7 to 9 seconds for us to stop. DON’T CUT OFF TRUCKS.

- Before you get mad about how slow we’re going on the highway, keep in mind that many companies govern their vehicles so they literally CAN’T go over 60 or 65. This is a good thing, I promise. Because…

- Do you know what happens when a car meets a truck in an accident? The car gets totaled and the truck needs a new coat of paint. You will not win this fight. I know nobody likes getting stuck behind a big dumb truck, but it’s not worth your life.

We are trying our best to protect you from our 80,000 pound death machines. Please help us out.

lohanthony:

this makes me cry

outofcontextdnd:

cleric: at this point, we’re really not adventurers.  we’re just advanced gardeners.

gm: no.  you guys are pest control.

pencandy:

ghostcongregation:

songsaboutswords:

im not paying three dollars for this theres no capri sun and they didnt spell salammy right

when you inform Mother that you would like to eat lunchables just as the other schoolchildren do at luncheon

TOASTED ROUNDS

scraps-is-busy:

My red panda plushies.
From left to right, their names are:
Pip, Pip, Cherri, and O.