i pity the poor traumatized cafeteria workers who just watched me, a mess of a human, make a “salad” of lima beans, chick peas, and tomatoes topped with a layer of french fries and dressed with alfredo sauce and parmesan cheese
I’m not even surprised at this post like this is definitely something you would just fucking eat
me, competing on chopped: i’ve made you a dish that really feels nostalgic to me
the chefs: this is just a cold slice of uncooked bologna folded in half and drenched in ketchup
me: haha yeah :^}
what, no rice?
reblog and add an old drawing of yours and a recent drawing of yours
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Am I not well versed enough in football or is this ad completely nonsensical?
watching big companies with sizable marketing budgets starting to catch on to non-sequitor humor but executing it in uncomfortably deliberate ways is really the true genesis of neohorror
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
