Silver Tongue

maladjustedmike:

Doin’ peachy.

adurot:
“ dogstomp:
“ Here, son. Eat this.
”
Take a block of cream cheese, mix it with a bunch of powered sugar until it’s got a consistency close to that of play doh, then mix in some spearmint extract for flavor. Super tasty.
”

adurot:

dogstomp:

Here, son. Eat this. 

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Take a block of cream cheese, mix it with a bunch of powered sugar until it’s got a consistency close to that of play doh, then mix in some spearmint extract for flavor. Super tasty.

everydaylouie:

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DANG! I CLICKED NO AGAIN

justthefangirl:

mediamattersforamerica:

Donald Trump refused to say that he would accept the results of November’s election. Journalists across the spectrum responded in horror.

This isn’t a good thing at all, everyone. This is someone who’s willing to incite violence if he doesn’t win. Why? Not for the people, but because it’s bruised his ego.

Don’t vote for him. Show him he can’t do this. And if he attempts to make his witless, mindless followers hurt others, don’t meet them with hate or violence. But be safe, too, dear friends.

mild-cherry-pepci:

pieman24601:

teacupballerina:

theverge:

This powerful short by two Pixar animators is darker than Pixar has ever gone.

My hands flew to my mouth and i didnt even realize until i started crying like a little bitch

You need to watch this right now

what the shit pixar

rah-bop:

Many people asked me what the koi-colored magikarp would look like when they evolved. Wonder no longer.

slovenskiy:
“ based on this masterpiece
”

slovenskiy:

based on this masterpiece

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bestofpokemongo:

Another impressive haul - via

That Awkward Ace Moment #13

ace-moments:

When people don’t understand that “aesthetically pleasing” doesn’t mean “I want to have sex with them”.