pretending that mom and dad don’t have to booze the fuck up just to spend time with their dead eyed children
thanks banksy
“connect with the human race” what do they think people are doing on their phones?? texting aliens?? because if someone is texting aliens sign me the FUCK up
I love the idea that you have to spend money on a Product in order to not use your phone at inappropriate moments… like there’s no way you could ever judge for yourself when it’s rude and when it’s cool to be on your phone, you have to have the Responsibility Box to take your Evil Device out of your Weak Hands until you’ve learned to repent for your Millenial Phone Addiction
Bad and naughty phones get placed in the Milennial Wiggler to atone for their sins.
Boy I sure would love to spend thousands of dollars to invest in the growing market of box technologies
thank you Phone Jail
Man, imagine if someone was having some sort of alergic reaction while everyones phones were in the box. That sure would succ, wouldn’t it?
So due to the time difference and the meme barrier between the three kids, it seems like frisk would nightblog, chara would shitpost and asriel does memes
chara takes a tumble somewhere betwen 2010 and 2019, which since theyre a kid when they do and thats a big span of time could mean they’re exposed to shit from 4chan to present day tumblr to maybe even a few pieces of content we dont know about yet depending on what exactly 201X means
asriel existed at the same time but only came in contact with Monster Memes or human memeorabilia that he found in the trash. people dont ditch stuff until its past its prime, and then everyone gets over the thing pretty much at once. based on my observations as someone who goes thrifting a lot, this means if chara fell in present day, asriel might know what a rage face is (which would, uh, actually maybe explain some things). if they fell in 2010, it would make chara a millennial and asriel a 90′s kid mentally
asriel voice: radical
papyrus had never seen a human before. theres a ton of factors and i cant prove anything but if we make it easy and assume that a) papyrus is an adult who ages like a person and b) the fallen children did their thing at kinda sorta equal intervals we can assume that frisk wound up in the underground well into the 2100′s. frisk is on a level we can’t even comprehend. frisk is a powerful and frightening force of nature. frisk has a chip in the back of their neck that blasts fresh juicy content into their irony lobe at seventeen thousand posts per second.
so does that mean that frisk would be the one to make audioposts of famous shitposts like the succ post while asriel keeps reblogging various forms of loss.jpg?
WHEN I WAS 7 I WAS AT A TOYSTORE AND THEY HAD LITTLE TV SCREENS PLAYING A LOOPED AD FOR THEM THAT SHOWED THEM CRAWLING AROUND PEOPLES HANDS AND CALLED THEM “MAGIC” SO I WANTED ONE REAL BAD
BOUGHT ONE, GOT HOME, THERE WAS A PAPER PAMPHLET IN THE PACKAGE UNDER THE FUZZY WORM THING THAT SAID “TOP SECRET” ON IT I WAS LIKE YO THATS SO COOL THESE THINGS HAVE CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION ON MAGIC???? SICK
IT WASNT SICK THE TOP SECRET INFORMATION WAS THAT IT WAS FAKE AND THERES NO SUCH THING AS MAGIC AND U JUST PULL THEM AROUND ON A STRING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEYRE DOIN NEAT SHIT
I CRIED FOR TWO DAYS!!!!!!!!
ME, MY BROTHER AND MY SISTER GOT THEM WHEN WE WERE ON A VACATION AS SOUVENIRS AND OUR PARENTS WARNED US AGAINST ALL GETTING THE SAME THING TO REMEMBER BUT WE DIDN’T LISTEN
I still think the biggest plot twist in Steven Universe is that the Cool Kids are actually super chill and likable characters
I really thought they were going to fit that “thoughtless edgy teen” stereotype and bully steven or at least bully lars but the fact that they’re just generally nice people??? it makes this old heart glad
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