imagine a zootopia game made by bioware
where based on what animal you choose, you end up facing a multitude of different backstories. Like, are you an arctic fox? You’re a predator from teh tundra district! are you a sheep? you’re a prey from the main area.
I tried to make a vine today (by Nick Avallone)
when you try to intentionally fall but accidentally end up smacking into a ottoman which hits a table that breaks one of your moms favorite decorations : - )
We give Japanese cartoons a hard time for recycling the same episode premises in every show, but if you think about it, not only do North American cartoons do the same thing, our stock episode premises are weird as hell.
Like:
Japanese cartoons have beach episodes.
American cartoons have that episode where the protagonist accidentally creates a whole bunch of duplicates of himself, all of whom later die horribly, with the last one standing giving the protagonist some valuable bit of life advice just before expiring.
Japanese cartoons have tournament episodes.
American cartoons have that episode where the focus character misuses time travel and accidentally erases herself, then goes on a tour of a world where she never existed and discovers that everything is terrible, because apparently her presence was literally the only thing holding back the Apocalypse.
Japanese cartoons have the festival episode.
American cartoons have the episode where someone is shrunk down to microscopic size and inserted into someone else’s body.
im gonna watch The Answer again to try and make myself feel better
just a thought: sapphire was supposed to “die” (her physical form, at least) but she is saved through ruby’s gayness. it is literally the opposite of the bury your gays trope. i love steven universe
oh and then ruby was gonna REALLY die, gem broken and all, and sapphire saved her. they then go on to create a new, third lesbian. everything about this episode spits in the face of bury your gays.
raise your gays perhapse?
