scraps-is-busy:

church-of-egalitarianism:

tuhmblr-logic:

drejofvalenwood:

egalitrashian:

sjw-illogical-bullshit:

king-wewuz:

kangs-n-sheyut:

steven-universe-official:

Some idiot: I don’t support gender roles

Male character: *does something remotely feminine*

Some idiot: LOOK AT MY TRANS BABY

Same idiot: Stop labeling mental disorders, that’s ableist uwu

Some character: *Is somewhat awkward in social situations*

Same idiot: AUTISM, MY NEURODIVERGENT HONEYPOP

same idiot: we need more mentally ill characters

character: shows symptoms of mental illness

same idiot: this character is so abusive and problematic

Same idiot: we need more bi visibility

Character: does something implying they’re into people of the same gender

Same idiot: LOOK AT MY GAY BABY

Same idiot: Stereotypes are wrong.

Aracial Character: Has large lips

Same idiot: MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK CODED GIRL

Same idiot: We need more black people in film roles.

Zoe Saldana: Is quite black, and is playing a black character

Same idiot: NOT BLACK ENOUGH, SHE’S COMMITTING BLACKFACE, STONE HER. FUCKING LIGHT SKINNED GIRLS NO BETTER THAN WHITE FOLKS

Same idiot: Stereotyping trans people is bad.

Girl: *Likes to wear ‘boyish’ clothes*

Same idiot: LOOK THIS KID IS OBVIOUSLY TRANS 

Same idiot: Men should be feminists.

Man: *becomes a feminist*

Same idiot: STAY IN YOUR LANE!

Same idiot: Oh look at how amazing this actor plays this mentally disabled character!

Rich, Famous, British Actor: *Plays mental disability as accurately as an Autism Speaks video*

Same Idiot: LOOK HOW WONDERFUL AND HANDSOME THEY ARE!

same idiot: Gender roles are hurting people

Male character: wears makeup and a dress to help out a friend or family member

Same idiot: THAT’S TRANSPHOBIC CLEARLY IT’S MAKING FUN OF TRANS PEOPLE SO IT’S TRANSPHOBIC! MEN SHOULD NOT WEAR DRESSES OR MAKEUP!

today-ifuckedup:

I fucked up today by letting my mom donate all my old books from back when I was a kid. I used to have all these random almanac books and time life books as a kid. I had hundreds of them. But of course as I grew older, I grew tired of these books, and found a new use for them - drawing dicks. I would sometimes just randomly grab one of these books and bring it with me to school so I can doodle on them and vandalise when I’m bored. I would draw a bunch of dicks and erase letters in sentences to spell ‘penis’ or ‘fuck’ or whatever shit I could find in the words. This morning my mum walked into my room and just started grabbing all of them. She told me she was going to donated them to a library. And since it was early in the morning, I was really groggy and disoriented, so I just said yes. Later on the day, she called me up and told me how grateful the library was for my generous donation and that they thought it would ‘help children learn so much’ that’s when I remembered. I would’ve tried getting it back, but it’s too late. So I guess the only things these kids are going to learn is how a penis looks like, and 20 different words that shouldn’t be in their vocabulary til the next ten years.

Check out more TIFUs: Internet`s best fuck ups are here.

eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

I ordered pizza and when they came and knocked on the door, I answered it and said “Jimmy John’s” like I was delivering food because I’m not used to being the person ordering food

kilalabunnies:

Look at this nerd I drew :U @silver-tongues-blog

I’m using it as my new icon

I prefer queso con carne

slipstreamborne:

I saw Zootopia last night and as I drove home all I could think about was how the hell the police investigated crime that took place in habitats designed for smaller animals.

Like their smallest recruit literally towers absolutely over the citizens of the rodent habitat.  What the fuck is a polar bear going to do if a vole gets murdered?  Forget all of the fine tools needed to dust for prints, does the poor grieving widow vole now have to deal with being homeless because the only way the ZPD could photograph the crime scene was to literally rip her roof off? 

I bet you that’s why the mafia is a literal rat pack and a shrew is the most feared crime boss in town.  Who else is going to protect your gaggle of little adorable hamster children when your businesshamster husband gets caught cooking the books to try and pay off his hamster gambling debt and some guinea pig bookie comes to literally shake your family down for the cash?  

jitterbugjive:

as-warm-as-choco:

IN WHICH NAOKI URASAWA AND HISASHI EGUCHI LIITERALLY SAY YOU SHOULDN’T LOSE SLEEP TO WORK ON YOUR ART ! 

AND THE LEGENDARY late SHIGERU MIZUKI (GeGeGe no Kitarou) says that Tezuka and Ishimori were bragging about sleeping like 3 hours per day and died in their 60s, while he slept 9 hours a day (for the record, he died at the age of 93 (Nov.30.2015)) 

SO PLEASE DON’T FUCK UP YOUR SLEEPING SCHEDULE !

Implying everyone has control over their sleep schedule

implying people with insomnia are pretty much fucked and are going to die early because they can’t control their fucked up sleep schedule

nltm:

redapesguys:

nltm:

nltm:

People into vore are some of the nicest people in the world tbh. All of my friends into vore are the sweetest nicest people

On that same tip: Vore is by far the most kinkshamable fetish of all time and I will spare no expense in letting you know, whenever possible

The sweetest you say… *eyebrows*

i fucked up

aprettyokaydude:

transapphic:

i can’t wait to see the April Fools surprise tumblr has spent all year coding

its gonna be a reply button so everyone will think replies are back but when you click it your computer catches on fire