Silver Tongue

wtfbeatlescartoon:

Paul:*eyes widening* There’s a pussycat inside!

John: *walking into cage* Come here Pussy, come here Pussy

*tiger pins John to wall*

Guy: That’s a man eating tiger!

George: Go away Pussy, Go away Pussy!

dangerousbride:

Sleeping together (//´◡`//)

30-minute-sonic:

Woof! Woof! Bark. Two entries for this act, and they’re adorable. thanks for joining us, see you on Thursday for more monster mayhem!

1. artist-block-alley

2. sketch-meister

fartgallery:

boss: it was just a urine test, the government did not–

me: THE GOVERNMENT STOLE MY PISS

Them: motherfucker
Me, an intellectual: Oedipus

timecannotberewritten:

ueaq:

“when im 20 he’ll be 25” but you arent???? 20. youre 15??? and he is 20????????? why is a 20 year old into 15 year olds

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torterra:

yall: “there’s not enough pokemon!” “the leaks ruined everything!” “i’m not excited for sun and moon anymore!”

me:

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fire-plug:

Here’s a preview of the new zine I’ll be selling at SPX!

Common Curses & Blessings is a 2-in-1 mini-zine about the most mundane and insignificant things the universe throws at you. They probably shouldn’t even have an impact on your day, but they totally do.

Read it facing one way, and you’ll read about the curses. Flip it over and read about the blessings. You’ll just have to come to SPX and see how it works!

2-color risograph printed, 4.25" x 5.5". 16 pages, 8 curses, 8 blessings. Come to table A12 and check it out!