“We present a novel virtual node algorithm (VNA) for changing tetrahedron mesh topology to represent arbitrary cutting triangulated surfaces.”
(Wang et al, “An Adaptive Virtual Node Algorithm with Robust Mesh Cutting”)
Free yourself from your phone when having some time with your family and friends. More information here
oh shut the fuck up
pretending that mom and dad don’t have to booze the fuck up just to spend time with their dead eyed children
thanks banksy
“connect with the human race” what do they think people are doing on their phones?? texting aliens?? because if someone is texting aliens sign me the FUCK up
I love the idea that you have to spend money on a Product in order to not use your phone at inappropriate moments… like there’s no way you could ever judge for yourself when it’s rude and when it’s cool to be on your phone, you have to have the Responsibility Box to take your Evil Device out of your Weak Hands until you’ve learned to repent for your Millenial Phone Addiction
Bad and naughty phones get placed in the Milennial Wiggler to atone for their sins.
This has too many drawbacks. This box will kill someone. There are way too many scenarios where quick and easy access to your phone is mandatory and could save somebody’s life (Yours if you’re in danger, somebody else’s if you’re in emergency services.)
Mother: KIDS, CALL 911 YOUR FATHER IS HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION
Kids: We can’t. You locked our phones in that shitty box. Maybe you should try calling the ambulance on that almost empty wine bottle you opened only five minutes ago?
Oh. By the way, this whole deal with the Rumbelle baby and Hades and Rumple is literally all Emma’s fault.
If Emma had been like “Yo Rumple I saw your son. The one that you literally ripped the realms apart and took on the darkest curse and died for? Yeah that one. Well he crossed over and is in a better place now so don’t try to make a crystal ball to find him down here or anything because he’s not here.” when she was ON THE WAY DOWN THERE then Rumple wouldn’t have looked for him, found out Belle was pregnant, and dropped the crystal ball, and it wouldn’t have wound up in Hades’s hands.
Nah Emma is gonna tell that to Milah though. Ya know. The one who ran off with the pirate, abandoning her son even though she hated her husband. Yep. SHE definitely needed to know before his much-more-loving Papa.
A+ Emma. Good job Savior…
I kinda agree. I mean, if she had just TOLD gold then he wouldn’t have had to do the shit he did. Why the FUCK did she keep such important information to herself and not tell the only person who could actually benefit from the info and not royally fuck everything up
this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband
they are showing them as people
not as gays and straights
fuckin love this commercial
can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting
fuckin useless husbands
they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people
they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless personthis post got better
