deyogee-deactivated20190228:

KRAKEN RUM IS ACTUAL DEATH IN LIQUID FORM BUT OKAY

aeondeug:

lifewithmike:

…I’m uncomfortable.

As a child I wanted to know. I no longer want to know.

libulan:

“wait what is this” “can someone tell me what this is?”

sethblizzard:

tarajenkins:

Me and Sunshine like to RP in openCanvas about how Asgore and Toriel eventually returned to a life of domestic bliss

Lol!

nightmareloki:

pomp-adourable:

fishysciencevoldemort:

self promo on tumblr like

Oh my fucking god

I CACKLED OHMUGID

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

theaustinstollhaus:

atoyont:

theaustinstollhaus:

So if “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” is be believed, you can fiddle duel the devil for your soul. My question is, does it only work with fiddles, or any contest? Saxophone duel? Guitar shred-off? Can you challenge the devil to a rap battle when he comes for you?

Even though I play piano I want to see someone fight for their soul with the tuba.

This post has over 20,000 notes, and all the responses are either people trying to think up more and more obscure instruments or people totally missing the point and saying “Um, actually, according to folklore…”

Tuba’s, pianos, saxophones… what I want to know is if I can challenge him with the electric triangle?

why stop at instruments? I wanna know if the devil can put his feet behind his head. I would win by technicality because he doesn’t have feet, he has hooves

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

On a way cooler note, a goblin fired an arrow at me in D&D and I had to roll to avoid it

I rolled a natural 20

Snatched that shit out of the air

I asked if I could throw it back

I had to roll a ranged attack with disadvantage (I’m a fucking cleric)

I rolled TWO natural 20

I’m 32% sure Milah is lady macbeth

girugin:

peachymints:

I play a very dangerous game

it’s not my fault people have the gall to make attractive OCs

@vine-the-healer

Oh look it Us.