ask-gallows-callibrator:

little-sound:

edrecoveryprobs:

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD

YEAH OKAY THIS IS REALLY REALLY TRUE LIKE SERIOUSLY 

thatsnicebutimmarried:

blackathecenter:

squarewaveofficial:

thedemisexuals:

if an older kid (16+) asks you out, say no and cut off communication immediately. if they continue to ask you out or try to threaten you into dating them, tell an adult. dont let the situation advance in their favor.

stay safe

I RLLY WISH I KNEW THIS!! THIS IS RLLY IMPORTANT EVERYONE THINKS “sure it happens but it couldnt happen 2 me” IT COULD! DONT FIND OUT THE HARD WAY. 

do not. date. outside. of. your. school. age range.
shoot for a two year age gap MAX.

youre young and your brains are cooking so fast that 14 and 18 are extremely different.

This is very important, because i promise you: no matter how old or mature you think you are (or hell, even actually are), you’ll get a few years older and realize just how big a maturity difference there is. But you know who already is aware of that maturity difference?

The older person trying to get you to go out with them. And they are almost definitely targeting you because you’re younger and less mature than them, and therefore you’ll be easier for them to control or manipulate. And if they try to make a big deal out of how mature you are? Like repeatedly telling you that you act much older than your age or something like that? BIG RED EFFING FLAG. 

buttersynugget:

fedswatching:

thedailyshow:

Lewis Black has a message for millennials planning to sit out the presidential election.

well shit when you put it like that

VOOOOOOTE

221cbakerstreet:

justanothersarker:

when ur hoeing at 10 but have a cabinet meeting at 11

Finally

rosexknight:

jitterbugjive:

Polished commissions

AHHH LOOK AT POLISHED CHIP YOU GUYS!! I already have headcanons for her that I shall post later~

I LOVE HER THO SHES PERFECT!!

butterscotchbird:

furries

ladyegcake:

Homestuck Halloween icons - Kids set!

thehumon:

I know you don’t want to jump to conclusions historians, but really?

ghostieguyshalloweenurlmmmspooky:

i remember this as the first shitpost i saw on tumblr, or more specifically, the one that made me delete my first blog

gearholder:

mr-zuipperpips:

just-shower-thoughts:

If earphones keep getting tangled and shoelaces keep getting untangled, why don’t we use earphones as shoelaces and shoelaces as earphones?

Alright, I accepted this at first, but how tf you expect us to hear music through some fucking aglets? Jeez, Showerthoughts.

Just use plastic-covered shoelaces and fabric-covered wires - _-