How do any of you (who aren't unicorns) hold your cards when you’re dueling?
Straight people: that relatable feel when you’re trying to break in to your partner’s phone so you can read all their messages am I right
Me, a normal person: ????????
If you aren’t at least a little ashamed of your country’s history, you don’t know your country’s history.
you mean pecan is ………… not…………pronounced pee-can ……..
my cowboy spurs rattle ominously. the sun is high over my head and i tip my cowboy hat as i spit my shewing tobacco. banjo music plays in the background. in a southern drawl, just barely loud enough to hear, i whisper “no you fucking yankee its peh-con
*is southern and has been switching between pee-con, pee-can, and pee-c'n her entire life*
P'Con
