I’m laughing because now that Ted Cruz is running for president, his wife (whose health insurance he was covered under) decided to take a leave of absence to help him campaign, causing them both to lose their health insurance. Now they’re forced to sign up for coverage under the Affordable Care Act or become uninsured.
So since Ted Cruz decided to campaign to repeal Obamacare, he can now only get insurance through Obamacare.
And that, my friends, is a true example of irony.
Now if they had a medical emergency, that would be the icing on the cake
do you read HP as health points, hit points, heart points or something else? write your answer in the tags, i’m genuinely curious
imagine actually being upset about people making fun of sausage party
im the mention of food fight in this post
I think the icing on this cake is that he regularly makes racist jokes but suddenly toilet humor is too much
This was top tier comedy in middle school let me tell you
this is still top tier comedy today
Still a top Tier movie
So I got this today….Can you guess what I’ve been doing since then.
Making fart noises in different keys?
Ok but Geno!Chara as Scar from the Lion King.
Liontale??
(Also, Frisk looks really bad in the last panel sorry)
Was fiddling with the data and managed to find this

From what I can tell it explains what inventions were and what his relationship with the royal family was like




