honestly i cant get over that message from hdd i like, im beside myself with amusement, if it wasn’t almost 11 and if i wasn’t tired i would deconstruct it but for now just know im. i just, im so fucking, it’s so funny, what the fuck why did he think that would do anything, what did he hope to accomplish, what a fucking moron
The movie ‘Sausage Party’ is coming out and because I know how you tumblr idiots work, I know you’re going to post a gif or a screenshot of the 2012 Charlie Sheen movie ‘Food Fight’ and write “Wow, Sausage Party looks great” and it’s gunna get 900,000 notes and you’re all gunna pat each other on the back and congratulate yourselves on how hilarious you are. Well guess what dipshits I’m nipping this in the bud right now. If you see anyone post a gif of Food Fight and write “Sausage Party looks great” I am giving you written permission to DM them and tell them ‘Max G says you’re a braindead peasant’. Cyberbully them all you want because I’m tired of this shit and it’s not happening this time.
when drawing children as racist caricatures is hilarious but making silly jokes about an adult cartoon hurts your feelings
As Bernie Sanders took the stage on Tuesday night, the cable networks continued doing what they do best – talking.
Fox News, CNN and MSNBC all declined to carry Sanders’ speech, instead offering jokes about the evening while showing live coverage of Trumps empty podium while promising that we were all, “AWAITING TRUMP” and “STANDING BY FOR TRUMP.“
In Fact: EVERY OTHER CANDIDATE HAD AIR TIME EXCEPT FOR SANDERS
As if these stations couldn’t get any more corrupt, The Huffington Post’s Michael Calderone reported that the media have collectively given Trump some $2 billion worth of free air time.
Don’t be fooled by the media ya’ll. You can watch his incredible speech here & remember You ARE his media
my favorite story in the star wars eu is that the red droid that luke and uncle owen almost got instead of r2 was actually a force sensitive droid that foresaw the entirety of the original trilogy’s events in a dream and, knowing that luke acquiring r2 would eventually lead to the fall of the empire, purposely blew its motivator to set this exact sequence of events in motion
Roommate was being a dick so I rubbed some grease from the leftover fried chicken on his xbox’s power button. Now, whenever he’s playing, his dog will walk by and sniff the button, turning it off mid-game.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
