epic-divorceman:

in which admitting you have a problem is the first step, but not the last step, and there, are, like, other steps, after that step, that you have to like, do? or people will start setting boundaries and calling you out? what the fuck? humans are the worst

homestuckorbust:

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

Reblogging for the matterhorn

I call it the joust

love-universes:

e-vay:

chibiirose:

sonicysuchillydog:

elyzahere:

What I thought Sonic Boom was gonna be:

Sonic:

Tails:

Amy:

Knuckles:

Sticks:

Eggman:

What we got:

Sonic:

Tails:

Amy:

Knuckles:

Sticks:

Eggman:

THIS IS PERFECT

THAT’S IT THAT’S SONIC BOOM

I CAN ATTEST TO THIS. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY ACCURATE

Omg so true

lesborat1995:

sourcefieldmix:

theres no such thing as a good political cartoon 

wrong

wraith615:

Duet.

Undyne’s humming when she’s playing piano and Alphys is listeing quietly.

Later she joined with Undyne together to form a duet.

cyborgshimada:

curiooftheheart:

writing-prompt-s:

You are a student who can stop time, you have stopped time in during an exam to cheat when you see something in the corner of your eye move.

Someone with the same kind of Stand? Impossible. I, Dio, shall be the only one cheating in this classroom.

igglooaustralia:

Wow y'all really have Kim out here thinking that this is all her fault. That she deserved to be dragged out of her bed in the middle of the night, tied up, and thrown into a bathtub scared for her life, because of her wealth. 

 This “well she shouldn’t have…” done this or that victim, blaming mentality has absolutely got to stop. No one is doing this to you guys when you post whatever it is that you just got on IG. I don’t care how much you don’t like The Kardashians. Celebrities are humans too, and people should be able to have their belongings in peace, no matter how wealthy or poor. No one should be scared to live their life

callmeshiny:

batman-nolanverse:

Ladies & Gents, i present to you The BATMAN: The World’s Greatest Detective. 

He’s always been a man of mysterious ways.

minementis:

scenicroutes:

#this is literally how being nonbinary is

Imagine explaining non-binary genders like this though, “Okay so you know how a spork is like a spoon, and also a fork, while also being neither? I am the spork of humanity. I have a spork gender.”