Savage teenage Leia putting Dad on blast
“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone
but is it really better than man door hand hook car door
he hand hook too big for he gotdamn car door
me: can you tuck me in
them: ??? you handed me a shovel
me: yeah just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can thanks
never forget that in metal gear canon, revolver ocelot:
- was at one point the richest person in the entire world
- murdered two (2) U.S. presidents
- betrayed 4 different factions in one game
- had a full six pack at 70 years old
my heart goes out to all the kids that have parents that turn the interent off at night
my heart goes out to the kids who don’t know how to turn the internet back on
12 Terrible Customers at Every Retail Job
Retail. Sucks.
Let’s not forget the “I am in a huge rush but I have super complicated requests for you to fulfill while I grow ever more impatient.”
We Feel you, Bro by Ninjaspartankx5
It seems that no matter how, evil or how diabolical you are. Or how many well trained and experienced heroes you’ve beaten. Chances are, you’re still going get your butt served to you by children.
