Silver Tongue

theworstmobster:

i’ve been looking at some of the old marmaduke comics and they’re almost always about how marmaduke is a horrible, soulless, monster that instills fear in the hearts of the simple townsfolk. 

woodmeat:

sunbvrnt:

2017………is……in….less…than…………..3 months

good. toss this trash ass year into the sun

YOUR generation

irrationalliberal:

YOUR generation was the generation where two teachers could afford to buy a 4-bedroom house in San Diego, CA and then afford the mortgage and raise 2 kids in private school (my parents did this).

YOUR generation was the generation where one parent could work in Financial Aid at the local college and the other could raise 2 kids in a 3 bedroom house (my now-retired coworker did this).

YOUR generation was the generation where you could wash dishes to put yourself through college and law school (my uncle did this).

MY generation can’t buy a home when the average cost is $440k and a combined income of two teachers is only $70k, and they have to pay 35% income to rent, let alone trying to afford children.

MY generation has both parents working, one or both working 2 jobs just to buy food, not even able to afford a family vacation every December.

MY generation is in student debt on average $29,400.  And we have scholarships but they only cover 40% of the cost and when law school costs $120k for 2 years, you do the math.

So don’t tell me that it’s MY GENERATION that fucking things up.  We’re only 25, we didn’t get in to the war in 2001 (we were 11 years old), we didn’t de-fund mental health institutions in 1975, we didn’t decide that grants and scholarships should be funded less and tuition should cost more, we didn’t raise the housing market 7000% (my childhood home was bought for $95k and sold for $750k 20 years later).  MY GENERATION didn’t do any of that, YOUR generation did.

So don’t tell me I “just” need to “get a better job” or that I “only” have to send my kids to “a good school.”  Because it doesn’t work like that anymore.  And don’t blame me.

Source

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memeufacturing:

slingerapen:

dmmdre:

in other news

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Our city now

what’s a god to a nonbeliever

Kiss kiss fall in

bace-jeleren:

bace-jeleren:

Debt

I made this joke without realizing this was literally the plot if Ouran High School

kitfistovevo:
“ ayellowbirds:
“ hellforged-trashgoddex:
“ barbiegutzz:
“ morefunthanb4:
“ mondays, amirite fellas?
”
When you suggest pineapple on the pizza
”
I really want to know the context for this
what did this man do? was this a staged photo?...

kitfistovevo:

ayellowbirds:

hellforged-trashgoddex:

barbiegutzz:

morefunthanb4:

mondays, amirite fellas?

When you suggest pineapple on the pizza

I really want to know the context for this

what did this man do? was this a staged photo? if not, what could possibly warrant all those bayonets? If so, did the photographer get pissed that guy on the right for looking into the camera? I have so many questions

Some light digging, and we have an answer: this is Col. Anthony Joseph Drexel Biddle (Sr.), instructing trainee Marines. Apparently Biddle was known to tell the trainees to try their best to kill him with their bayonets, before easily disarming them without wielding any weapons, himself. He trained soldiers in hand-to-hand combat in both World Wars, was declared “Boxing’s Greatest Amateur”, and started a movement called Athletic Christianity. Wealthy and notably eccentric, he was the basis for the play “The Happiest Millionaire”, which apparently exaggerates very little of his life.

So, this is very likely a staged photograph he planned to his own amusement, but it’s also very possible that he handed each one of these men their own individual ass the moment after the picture was taken.

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celestia-stuff:
“ ask-acepony:
“ What? @celestia-stuff stole my cake first!
” ”

celestia-stuff:

ask-acepony:

What? @celestia-stuff stole my cake first!

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