cloune:

headspace-hotel:

crochetcockring:

losing it at this

This literally sounds like a welcome to night vale segment

YOU

are not a horse

You’re not capable of

BEING

a horse

I had a horse,

But now i dont

You

Are not

A Horse.

rohirric-hunter:

roccondil:

woolandflax:

dahmersaurmk-ii:

stasi-informant-deactivated2021:

Absolutely FUCKS. Next question.

Not a double-decker couch. To be that you’d need them to be stacked vertically.

Rather, this is a stadium couch.

This is an efficient use of the space above the stairs that would otherwise be wasted is what it is

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

listen i know I KNOW this is probably common trivia i mean it was just on the wiki but I DIDNT KNOW OK and i

i wa

WHAT IF PORTAL ENDED AND IT WAS JUST FUCKING

glados sees the gman is like “huh who the fuck are you” and activates a panel and sends him careening through the facility at top speeds and he ragdolls into a classic Aperture Science Acid Pit

paranormal-thingum:

this dialogue sprang into my mind fully formed and i spent about an hour trying to draw this, it is a rare instance of me managing to write my own jokes and also the piece of artwork i think i have put the most effort into over the course of my whole entire life. i dont know how to draw anything in portal this was a labor of pain. (semi based on a true story where i kept forgetting how i was supposed to make a door in minecraft for a while except in real life my issue was i kept accidentally making sticks instead of doors)

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

aylendoesart:

Gotta keep a straight face u guys

based on this post

decellie03:

memewhore:

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

petermonkeebff:

professionaljester:

paperypiper:

blows kiss to the cosmos for terra